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Each one of the highlights has a story exemplifying it - if you'd like to hear it, you can ask 😁

The "A+ in customer" made me laugh loud enough to startle my roommate 🤣

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🥳🥳🥳 Keep an eye out in June, then 🥳🥳🥳

This made me laugh and sigh at once...

Is this where the line starts?

Well, it's much harder to find good love than a great top, but trying to find both compounds the (im)probabilities and (im)possibilities. Still, we hope and pray.

REAAAAAAAAALLY GOOOOOOD! Negative consequence: a bottom's heart truly is in his prostate, so I'm trying really hard not to freak the guy out with my enthusiasm and heart-eyes, but it's a struggle...

a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of her mouth ALT: a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of her mouth

For the fourth time that I can remember, I came from getting fucked last night, with him jerking me after I started cumming only to get every last drop out. People need to know, so here I am shouting it from the rooftops.

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Awesome 😎 hope he's OK with that

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Found some old celebrities I found hot. The French guy has since lost weight which is a legitimate choice, but I definitely found him most attractive at the weight shown in this picture.

I think it's funny when some guys seem to WANT to be as dull as possible 🤣 like no one OWES me an interesting conversation, but I think they'd WANT me to find them interesting, especially in a flirting context...

Hugs, feeling you in this 🫂

Ope 😂

I am so down with this, I hope this becomes a standard feature by the time I need a new phone, or I might switch back to Samsung

So, watching the trailer of the new Minions movie (presumably) and this guy is literally front and center: yeah, you don't paint on that much detailed body hair so lovingly unless you're a deeply horny animator, I (don't) regret to inform you

I will admit to being excessive 😅 it's a habit of mine (or was) to go through a person's profile and look through the pictures, liking the ones I've seen along the way as a "bookmark" to know which I've seen before. I guess a streak of 10 likes or more makes people nervous 😅

Sooooo fucking hot...

Love @theplumpcoverofficial on YouTube, so legitimately funny and I love his style. Doesn't hurt that he's an automatic "yes" if he wanted to bang.

youtube.com/shorts/ZKMkC...

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Well, he was HAWT, so it sucks, but I'm going to redirect my focus on the people who do like me (back)

😂😂😂😂😂 I'm going to make this my head-canon 😂😂😂😂😂

Meh, who knows, maybe he thought I was over eager, but the rejection still stung

Yeah, you're right - rejection stings, but I guess it's best to redirect my focus to the people who do like me (back)