Chinny Honk

"I was pissing by your window..."

Quiet wander in a northern city centre .
Glorious..
No Reformists harmed
#Bradford

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Yet again, Saturday Night Live needs to apologise. For 30 years of piss poor comedy.

So it’s happened.

The first arrest has now been made since the Public Order Act (2023) was amended to classify animal testing sites as “key national infrastructure.”

This is Britain in 2026, where you can be arrested and detained simply for peacefully protesting against animal testing.

Just plant your studs in the missile’s bollocks, Graeme.

No more illegal wars. Introduce a prevention of military intervention act and put human rights at the heart of foreign policy. Review all UK arms sales and make us a force for international peace and justice.

The majority of people in this country do not want us to be involved in this war.

Keir Starmer of a few years ago wouldn't have supported this war.

The only reason he does now is he will do anything Donald Trump wants - and it makes us all less safe.

Nigel Farage and Donald Trump want to enter Diego Garcia. The dirty bastards.

As a TV viewer I enjoy attractive, flowing football, spectacular goals and clever passing. As a football fan ALL THAT MATTERS IS WINNING.

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

In today’s episode of “hello, I’m a dickhead” x

"Ask not what your country can do for you, look what I bought from Tong Garden Centre."

Yo, Starmer!

Over the last two years, there have been assaults, violent attacks on mosques, and anti-Muslim rhetoric from prominent figures on the far right. But there's also been renewed scrutiny of issues within Muslim communities, and how well integration has happened. There are questions about how well successive governments have engaged with Muslims to deal with issues in their own communities, and Islamophobia from outside.

So the BBC did an article about a Muslim man who got hideous racist abuse for appearing in a “Welcome” advert at Heathrow airport…

…and they included this passage. What the actual fuck is wrong with them?!

Screenshot from Isabel Oakshit explaining that she is evacuating her apartment because of missile threats

I wonder if this experience will make this type of person think differently about refugees escaping emergency situations.

Amen

Keep your eye on the ball boy after the goal.

Was the keeper fouled?
No, he's just very shit.

Arsenal going into their shell again. They're the better team, they just need to believe that.

Yes. It's the FIFA Club Peace Award.

Bloody hell. The Chelsea keeper.

That was a clear modern day handball. In other words, not handball.

Bram Stroker's Dracula was only screened at selective cinemas.

People Are Applauding The Five Members Of The Men's Hockey Team Who Declined Trump's Invitation—And Most Have One Important Thing In Common

On the right side of history.

Every word lands perfectly. Every word.

Absolutely bang on by @jonathanliew.bsky.social

The Mail calls out racism on its back page, while promoting unsubstantiated, outright racism on its front page.

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