mars 🦇

he's come to rapture u (full pic on patreon uwu)

Glory washing his hair in a waterfall as all hot statuesque angels do uwu

Here’s this month’s sticker reward! Character is Glory from my webcomic, Hellion
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what they say is true, the ppl who complain the most about crossfit are the actual crossfitters. but after we get it done tomorrow y’all will hear me say how amazing and fun it was. mark my words lmfao

we’re (my partner and 2 other pairs) also doing a practice run of uhhh this buddy-event i signed myself up for and uhhhhh l m f a o (BEFORE whitten tomorrow)

me looking at this week’s workouts like brother wtf are monday and thursday

my dumbass “oh monday isn’t so bad” then “5 ROUNDS for time” hit me 😭

The top: short, nerdy, will entertain you with magic tricks
The bottom: tall, expensive taste, 30 fingers, will likely eat you

How to train your wolfboy to heel uwu

Characters are Erik(bottom) and Charlie(top) from my webcomic, Chokechain!

h-hewwo, sir👋💦 Chokechain updated on Patreon!
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they are so hhhHHHGGG I just wanna gggrrRRRRRR
(characters are Erik and Charlie from my webcomic, Chokechain uwu)

It’s a full moon and wolf boy wants to play! >:3

Here’s August’s sticker reward! If you sign up for the Behemoth tier you can get one mailed to you!

Character is Erik from my webcomic, Chokechain!

OBLITERATE THAT TWINK 👍👍👍
Overkill updated on Patreon with a new page!
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THE TWO TIMES I WAS NUMBER ONE! I had to SS today because I know someone’s gonna beat it but LOoOOokkkKKKK I’M AN RX’ER
(this Helen WOD is the babiest version lmfao)

>:U Pesky tentacles!!💢 Gropin all over the place! Ryder doesn’t seem to mind to much tho hehe

Here’s July’s physical sticker reward! There’s only a few days left to pledge to get these rewards btw!

Characters are Jeriko and Ryder uwu

Mars and I are working on packing June rewards to send out to patrons! There are so many @ w @💕
Ty to my lovely patrons for all the support!!

I thought I’d only get 2 and a half rounds finished ☺️

almost had 7 rounds for this one. that one pause to take a sippy of water or to whine internally at ring rows stopped me >:(

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHHEHEHH
(but during the workout I did 85x5 unbroken bc otherwise I’d just die)

made a new friend at the CF gym & when he learned I was gay he said, “I knew you were a homo” (he’s also gay) and that’s the energy we all need

the WOD weight for deadlifts tomorrow is 10lbs over my PR & idk if or how I’m gonna scale it 🤡

Nok has a tummy ache!💦 Is it because:
a. mild anxiety
b. stood up too fast
c. phallic goo ingestion

Beast of Prey updated on Patreon with a new page!
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Gymrat x Metalhead 💪🏼❤️‍🔥🤘🏽

Holographic “Siege” stickers are in my shop! owo
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Messy tentacles💦

Here’s July’s physical print reward! The full version is over on Patreon hehe🔥 There’s less than a week left to pledge to get these rewards btw!

Characters are Jeriko and Ryder uwu
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Is this a little more comfortable, Sir? owo
Overkill updated on Patreon with a new page!
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box jumps are scary so i do step uppies on the 18 inch box BUT i can do wall walks. can’t do a hand stand or somersault bc Scary, but wall walks? 👉🏻😋👉🏻

after 2 months of training i PR’d 125 lbs for deadlifts & back squats this week. i think last week I PR’d push press at 60 lbs (i have no upper body strength) and i ran a mile. i’m gonna get Jacked

hello friends i drank the crossfit koolaid & i wake up at 4 am so i can leave at 4:30 to get to the 5 am class

I think the tentacles may have… prematurely…. ummmmmm💦

Here’s Julys physical print reward! The full version is over on Patreon btw hehe🔥

Characters are Jeriko(bottom) and Ryder(top) uwu

Quote this with an out of context image that represents your oc, and a picture of your oc

Ruff!! Chokechain updated on Patreon!
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Erik can be so tender when he’s not eating people uwu

Characters are Erik(little guy) and Charlie(big guy) from my webcomic, Chokechain!