This will always be stuck in my head: remember when, during her campaign for prez, Hillary faltered at that 9/11 memorial service? Days later Stephen Colbert joked "we now know what caused that, chronic no-penis." Mildly funny at the time, in retrospect explained the outcome right there.

This is why I still have hope for democracy.

"See you in court." Have we lost any capacity for memory?

Claim a relapse, we'll understand.

Did you see the brunette on the Italian team? I'm there for that.

Creatures respond to signs of illness. It's a message: "get better, now here's my little show."

Here's what's scheduled for book signings of "If I Don't Return." This isn't an exhaustive list; more will follow!

If you want a signed copy before the release date on 10 March, attend one of these events or order from ballastbooks.com. They will ship a copy to you in a few days.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

"We get old when we stop playing." Interesting choice of words.

Be well.

a shame to let this @robgeorge.bsky.social post languish on another platform.

I am glad we settled that.

So "going bareback" is the new "risk on." Sorry, couldn't resist.

There you are. Your Monday morning post concerned me. Should have known better.

Wait, didn't you have a cameo in "Kill Bill?"

"Did not recognize old friends." Maybe time for George Clooney to write another op ed.

Brilliant. I'm off to rend some shirts.

I get that.

This reboot of The Breakfast Club sucks.

South of I-4 I love Florida.

No. Commonsense reform is to burn ICE to the waterline and scatter the rubble so that all of us who value a constitutional republic with a Bill of Rights can prevent such a monstrosity from ever being constructed again.
And nothing above is hyperbole.

God, but you are not a leader for this time.

Oklahoma receives $18 billion more in federal funds than it gives with 12.2 percent from California. Nearly half of Oklahoma's government revenue is from federal funding. Just say thank you and be on your way, asshole.

Thank you for these. Nice to remember when we were the good guys and gals.

Now Nick, we know what you meant by "pick up a hot black coffee" you naughty boy, you.

Seriously, I would hope David Rubenstein on someone like him funds a guerilla operation to spirit out the bust of JFK. You know that man wants it destroyed. We are rapidly approaching our "is Paris burning" moment.

Then my top two guesses are "Alex Rules" and "in the form of a question."

This is wisdom.

The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished

Please contact your senators & ask them to make this demand