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Hey guys, it's me! Thuh reol Pwesident of Amerwica 🇺🇸

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ITS TRUE! THOSE KIDS ALL VOTED BIDEN!

22.04.2025 14:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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IM PROPOSING A NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER! ONE RANDOM HOMELESS PERSON A DAY WILL BE SELECTED FROM THE STREETS OF COMMUNIST CALIFORNIA! TO BE BEATEN AT EVERY WHITEHOUSE DINNER! JEFF BEZOS WILL USE HIS SIGNATURE GOLDEN TRUMP CANE TO BEAT THE PENNIES OUT OF THE HOMELESS MAN WHILE ELON SHOOTS HIM WITH LASERS!!

07.03.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.03.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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IT WAS BIDENNNN! GOOD OL SLEEPY JOE!

05.03.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

04.03.2025 10:32 — 👍 10134    🔁 606    💬 207    📌 30
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CAN WE GET LESS OF THIS AND MORE OF THIS PLEASE

05.03.2025 03:05 — 👍 1186    🔁 251    💬 50    📌 7

@warren.senate.gov CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DEMS TO START WALKING OUT HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE WITH FUCKING SIGNS WHILE TRUMP SPEWS LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE, TELL THEM TO STEAL HIS THUNDER AND BOO UNITL THEY GET KICKED OUT 😔😔😔😔😔😔

05.03.2025 03:03 — 👍 1467    🔁 394    💬 132    📌 17

@aoc.bsky.social CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DEMS TO START WALKING OUT HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE WITH FUCKING SIGNS WHILE TRUMP SPEWS LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE, TELL THEM TO STEAL HIS THUNDER AND BOO UNITL THEY GET KICKED OUT 😔😔😔😔😔😔

05.03.2025 02:57 — 👍 1511    🔁 417    💬 131    📌 19

I DIDN’T DO THAT BIDEN DID 😌

04.03.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear Diary, i POOPD my PANTS again today and EEEELON took my popscicle away. I WILL DO THE WRITE THING FOR THE COUNTRY AND MAKE IT TO THE POTTY NEXT TIME!!

03.03.2025 20:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

NO! TRUST IN ME! I’M THE BIG BOY NOT EUROPE!

03.03.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Elon Musk Cold Open - SNL
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“Glitch.” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

02.03.2025 14:58 — 👍 4266    🔁 611    💬 68    📌 58

THAT WAS NOT ME! IM THE REAL ME AMERICA NOT THAT IMPOSTER!

03.03.2025 05:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NO I DID IDIOT! IM A BIG BOY TOO YKNOW..

03.03.2025 05:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From the 50501 community on Reddit: Zelenskyy's POV 😂😂🤬 Posted by Mars_in_Libra - 20 votes and 2 comments

PUTIN BOUGHT A WHOLE LOT OF $TRUMP SHIT COIN SO I PUT ON A BIG SHOW FOR HIM AND THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE! IF ZELENSKYY WANTED SECURITY GUARANTEES THEN HE SHOULD HAVE PAID ME! DUHH! DOES HE THINK BIG BOY TRUNP IS STOPID!? NO THIS TIME! I HOLD VICTIMS ACCOUNTABLE!

www.reddit.com/r/50501/comm...

03.03.2025 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear Diary, SCARY MAINE GOVURNUR said she was going to FOLLOW THE LAW of the state and federal, but I told her she won't get MY MONEY. That will teach her not to mess with BIG BOY TRUMP.

02.03.2025 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No more traffic money! Manhattan and all New York are saved. Yay for the big king!

28.02.2025 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great news my fellow Amewicans! Elon said I can pway wif you today but I haf to be back before the stweet lights come on okay?

25.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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