spughetti

Feel so chopped when Face ID doesn’t recognize me

Increasingly convinced that Bernie’s MO is to herd anyone with a revolutionary spirit or inclination and guide them back towards the Dem party for it to be extinguished and fall back in line, like taking dogs to the dog park (political rally) so they get tuckered out and stop barking

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“Almost blindly merged into by a Tesla” incident number 134

I went to the east coast gem show at the big E yesterday and was simply in awe of the Rocks That Cost More Than My Car

The closest drawing to my home on wplace is a little picture of miku so my contribution is not needed

working in IT is practical because I can crash out over how much I hate my job and smash my keyboard into pieces on my desk and then just throw it out and go get a spare from the closet

85 year old millennial on their deathbed getting male nursing staff fired because they keep saying “charlie bit my finger!” to their loved ones

but something can also be true subjectively while also being false 🙂‍↕️

Nice bait

Yes, there was a normal register open

Woman at self-checkout was complaining about how much work it was putting her own bags in her cart

feel like I literally just saw somebody somewhere saying "bring back random all"

the jokes picked up as the movie went on, but it certainly was a glaring beacon of "for-netflix campiness" rather than a happy madison movie

holding the viewer’s hand like a children’s educational program

happy gilmore 2 was fun but the constant hamfisted flashbacks to the original movie made me feel like we are truly sliding into idiocracy dark ages

wish I could communicate the feeling of being so deep in asd burnout that I physically cannot bring myself to speak out loud

oh my god

the morning after the downstairs neighbor moved out i looked at tes and started jumping up and down stomping on the floor at 8 am like dimension7yo

Turning 33 next month and getting into a 100 gecs phase

It’s so fucking awesome dude I feel like I’m microdosing what it feels like to afford personal space

Illustration of events

Having the apartments above and below me empty for a short period of time is the closest I’ll ever come to experiencing home ownership

I've never been an account-hopper so I'm doing this thing where I have been trying to cleanse all of my long existing social medias of being some kind of museum of who I was 15 years ago (mostly untagging a million old photos or making them private on fb)

MRW I have the compact PC with 1000 shrouds and heat shields fully reassembled but I have two (0) screws left over

tbh I was mad that I didn't do as much sidequest stuff when I realized I had inadvertently reached the end of the story. I unironically wish they gated the story with a certain amount of side-objective completionism

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(to the tune of clarity by zedd) bricked up and I don’t know whyy-yy

especially at car shows where I’m like you know there are like 5000 way more cool and insane cars in a 100 ft radius right now and you like.. my car.. can I kiss you

loving your car is sociopathically self-fellating 99% of the time, so when people tell me they love my car or I see them from afar stopping and taking pictures & talking about it the dopamine hit goes so crazy