Rd8
26.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rd8
26.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
100 years of humiliation for Patriots “fans”
1000 years of humiliation for 49ers fans
10000 years of humiliation for Robert Kraft. Inshallah he reunites with Jeff tonight.
2031: at the Sysco Supermarket sponsored by DraftKings, three ICE agents give me an ocular patdown clearing me of anti-Kirk thought. Inside the store a woman with Mar-a-lago face hands me a jug of beef tallow. I tip her 2% of my Kalshi winnings. “Bill Maher is sure to be assassinated today” I think.
14.01.2026 17:37 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
No fucking way bro
12.12.2025 22:37 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Some recent cat photos
30.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
NYT Monday: Women ruined the workplace. (real op-ed)
NYT Tuesday: This is why Hitler McKillthemall is the future of the Democratic party.
NYT Wednesday: everyone in power is a pedophile and it was covered up. even WE covered it up. it’s horrible and we let it happen. may god have mercy on us all.
Oh, so it’s BAD bad
03.04.2025 20:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How is a triangle not a musical instrument? Paper of record, my ass. @nytimes.com
22.03.2025 20:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
New York Times front page: Trump admin allegedly deports 10,000,000 Mexicans
New York Times opinions: We just gave $100,000,000 to Israel so they can kill Palestinians. Here’s why that’s a good thing.
New York Times puzzles: Volleyball is not an Olympic Sport you fool, You fucking buffoon
The failing New York Times has still not answered for this atrocity.
14.03.2025 16:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She Dune the worm on my Squid, I’m game
05.02.2025 07:23 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0She calls me Luigi the way I’m blasting at my opps
17.12.2024 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello, I’ve come from the future. The Chiefs will beat the Bills 17-16 on a game winning field goal in the AFC championship game. They will then face the Vikings in the Super Bowl who will proceed to miss 4 field goals as the Chiefs win 10-7 and win their third straight.
16.12.2024 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a few months ago i got recognized by a group in a bar and ended up chatting with them for awhile and met their friend who has cancer and struggling with the system
for anyone confused why people feel catharsis or happy about what happened to the united CEO today, learn👇
I call her Hamburger Helper the way she’s stroganoff my beef
02.12.2024 19:26 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Breakfast of Champions
02.12.2024 19:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I know they’re 5 days apart, but why not do #Sonferatu
30.11.2024 06:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
TGIF from Oliver!
22.11.2024 16:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
TGIF from Oliver!
15.11.2024 21:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am a rock
18.10.2024 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you gave me $20 and a pack of grape swishers I could convince Eric Adams that Caesar Catalina is a real person and to invest in Megalon
17.10.2024 15:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In this world, you can either have your plans foiled, or your pants soiled
18.09.2024 16:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I call her Nixon the way my Richard makes her gates water
13.09.2024 06:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing a land acknowledgement before busting the fattest nut in the backseat of my 2013 Toyota Corolla
28.07.2023 19:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gasoline is good for you because its dead dinosaur bone broth
18.07.2023 15:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watch Oppenheimer? Nah dawg I need some Sloppenheimer
18.07.2023 04:23 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The fake nutritionists on TikTok need to stop their fixation on carnivore diets and seed oils and start focusing on an actual important health trend: colloidal silver
04.07.2023 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve been offline all day so I have idea what’s happening with Twitter but check out my sandwich
02.07.2023 02:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0