Nontendo of America

"ʜᴀɪᴋᴜꜱ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ,
ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ,
'ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴ ᴍᴀꜱꜱᴇ"

ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴜᴘ
ɪɴ ᴀ ꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ
ᴘᴏᴇᴛɪᴄ ꜱᴀᴛɪʀᴇ

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ
ᴍᴇʀᴇʟʏ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴏʟᴅ
ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ
ᴀꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴡʟ

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ
ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇɴ ᴀɪʀ
ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ

ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛꜱ
ʟᴇᴛ ɴᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ ʀᴇꜱᴛ

ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ
ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ
ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛ

Pro tip: Banana.

#NontendoNX

We at Nontendo of America apologize for the lack of posts.
The Turkey got out.

🚨 The Cyber Deals sale is here! Score big savings on select #NontendoNX games. Now through 12/2 at 11:59 PM PT.

Shhh. Scroll quietly, he's sleeping. #Kevin #Nontendo

Pro tip: Banana.

#NontendoNX

Thank you for tuning in yesterday to the #SuperNontendoWorld Forward!
We're just as excited as you are for the opening of "Pogo's Waterslide" in 2026, and hope you have lots of fun at Super Nontendo World every time you visit!

Hi! From our reports, it tastes like Green!
We hope this was helpful.

Fun Fact Friday: in some regions, Nontendo offers flavored #NontendoNX cartridges that come in a wide variety of flavors, such as Meat, Green, and as shown below, Soup!
These are currently banned in America.

The Nontendo Orb Classic "The Wolf Within" returns on the #NontendoNX in 2026!

Play as Wilson, a lonely drifter who is cursed to turn into a fearsome wolf by night, and try to balance your morals with your uncontrollable blood lust in this remaster of the critically acclaimed classic.

Don't forget to add that extra hour back when you set the time on your #Nontendo DVR!

Hi! We at Nontendo can not confirm or deny these rumors at this time, but we kindly ask you to not circulate the idea of incineration to the rest of our fanbase.
Thanks for watching!

Hi! Our favorite green guy, Pogo!
We understand the confusion as it coincides with your username, but rest assured we will send Nontendo Lawyers to handle it.

Thanks for watching!

With Pogo's Adventure coming later next year, we wanted to share a short look back at how our favorite green guy has evolved throughout the years.

Despite a small hiatus after 2007, he's kept his signature brown shoes and big blue eyes, and he's ready to head off on his greatest adventure in 2025!

We at Nontendo are glad you enjoyed your Nontendo Entertainment Orb! Fun Fact: Our original prototype was actually a cube.
We realized this would not work for our needs as the cube was very difficult to move from location to location, so we redesigned it to be an easy to roll ball.

We at Nontendo pride ourselves on fast and high quality services, and although we apologize for the presumably defective unit, we're glad you still got to make many happy memories with your Nontendo Electronic Fun System!

We at Nontendo want to celebrate our illustrious history of gaming systems, from the Nontendo Electronic Fun Station (typically abbreviated to NEFS) all the way to our latest console the #NontendoNX
What was your first #Nontendo console? Share in the comments below!

Hi! We at Nontendo respect all of our office workers and can assure you they are all working happily to bring you the best #NontendoNX experiences!

We at Nontendo of America have always been blue, as it's our signature color!

Thanks for watching!

Hi! We at Nontendo of America did not have any significant plans besides announcing the latest #NontendoNX game "Pogo's Adventure" and wishing all #Nontendo fans a happy Halloween!

Thanks for watching!

Hi! Kevin is not dead nor our primary mascot, just one of the many lovable characters in the Nontendo library!

Our favorite janitor Kevin and everyone at Nontendo wishes you all a Happy Halloween!

Save up to 75% on some spooky games when you visit the #NontendoDigiShop

We at Nontendo of America are always sharing more information about upcoming #NontendoNX games!

Our final announcement for today is a new adventure for everyone's favorite green blob: Pogo's Adventure! Coming to #NontendoNX later next year!

That's all for today folks, follow for more awesome #NontendoNX news!

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴜɪᴛ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢɪɴ

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