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Runs with scissors in the dark

@tevistickles.bsky.social

I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. πŸˆπŸ“πŸ•πŸ½πŸŒΏCaturday is the best day of the week.

6,435 Followers  |  3,842 Following  |  6,224 Posts  |  Joined: 09.10.2024
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I love that stupid show.

01.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn, I hope that's a bell pepper.

01.03.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same.

01.03.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sssssleestaks

01.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now available on Amazon with overnight shipping.
#Caturday
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01.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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😳

01.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This would free up so much space in my recycle bin.

01.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm pretty sure the defendant is in big trouble.
#Caturday
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01.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My choice in photo cropping took care of that problem.

01.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people sitting in a waiting area at an airport with a sign that says gate a8 ALT: a group of people sitting in a waiting area at an airport with a sign that says gate a8
01.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#InteriorDesign
Glass shower enclosures are a popular choice in many new remodel projects. However most clients don't consider the misery of cleaning hard water stains stains.

01.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue apron and a blue shirt is making a funny face ALT: a man wearing a blue apron and a blue shirt is making a funny face
01.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` oops , receipts ! '' ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` oops , receipts ! ''

Sorry about that.

01.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt . ALT: a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt .

Look, I love goats but not in that way. I'm never playing Monopoly again!

01.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really want someone to just look at me like Jack is looking at his sandwich.

01.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most dreaded Monopoly Community chest card ever.

01.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What goes on behind the scenes at the zoo's is really fascinating.

01.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh lπŸ‘€k he negotiated his way into World War 3.

01.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most cats in zoos are driven to the point of near insanity because they can't cope with the small enclosures and captivity in general. A lot of them are drugged to keep the edge off. I'm not anti zoo or anything but I have worked in a few and that's the way it is.

28.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know ALT: a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know
28.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I first saw this I thought it was a screenshot from the Predator Badlands.
#Caturday
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28.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha weird or fruit in jello weird?

28.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soapwort blooming on Mount Etna.
πŸ“· Joseph Coppola

28.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet the sand cat (Felis margarita) he looks pretty pissed right ? Well maybe you would be too if you lived a solitary life in Africa's Sahara Desert and had to walk on the scorching sands and battle venomous snakes just to keep yourself fed.
πŸ“· Cloudtail the Snow Leopard
#Caturday
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28.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Stoned ostrich" brand firewood is now available exclusively at a Grocery Outlet near you.

28.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a family guy cartoon says the power of christ compels you ALT: a family guy cartoon says the power of christ compels you
28.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And Ken never visited Barbie ever again.

28.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Halloween is only 245 days away!
#Caturday
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28.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a cat wearing sunglasses sits in a cardboard box that says " no problem " ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses sits in a cardboard box that says " no problem "

No. Prob.

28.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh dear.

28.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0