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Runs with scissors in the dark

@tevistickles.bsky.social

I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. πŸˆπŸ“πŸ•πŸ½πŸŒΏCaturday is the best day of the week.

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#MovieReviews
OMFG!! This was the best movie ever!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

03.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I take a swig of p.m. night time cough medicine and wonder why Pamela Anderson hardly ever wears makeup...

03.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I ran across this picture on the internet so now you did too.

03.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning everybody!!

03.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a former Texas lever, I'm glad you left Texas too!

03.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruce you are awesome, never doubt that!

03.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know the sketching abilities of any physicist but I can sketch buttholes all day long X

03.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I feel better already! But it might just be the night time cough medicine and excessive acetaminophen usage.

03.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I say I've come down with some painful chest congestion? I feel like a very whiny man with a cold. I so dislike pigeon holing myself like that because I have a lot of things and stuff to be responsible for. At this point, I'm at the just fuck it point. I need to take a nap. Please send joy!

02.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok Mulder.

02.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seriously not stalking. Just keeping caring tabs.

02.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sort of embarrassed to admit that I was a tiktok that finally made me feel seen...

02.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No Jack, leave it to Florida to figure out that Rock Bottom actually has a basement.

02.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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War chicken.

02.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŠπŸ§‡πŸš”

02.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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I was the youngest kid and I have the scars to prove it.

02.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€”

02.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet the Black and Rufus Sengi...

02.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just sayin...

02.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, but I have no idea.

02.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No, his name is not Dumbo and he's never even seen a single episode of The Flying Nun so don't even go there.

02.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans everywhere toasting a probable World War started in mid-negotiations.

02.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning everybody!!
Dixie has always been a firm believer in the family legends of giraffe ancestry.

02.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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😏

01.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the real reason cats dislike bathing in front of others.

01.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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But without his bird he nances around like a hysterical house elf experiencing a profound mental health crisis.

01.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I didn't know that crows and my sister has so much in common.

01.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it's a short drop but a lot bad things can happen in just 3 ft.
#Stairsthatwillkillyou

01.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm posting this again because I feel like you really need it.
Miniature Highland calf

01.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0