Runs with scissors in the dark

When you crash a biker bar there's no telling what you will see.

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all year....Mr Patterson are you trying to seduce me?🤭👍

That time it snowed and I got locked out of the house.

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📷 Melliflex Farm

When I get up for a glass of water in the middle of the night.

Finally a good news headline for all the felines out there.

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Did anyone see Contagion way back when? Remember when the character that Gwyneth Paltrow portrayed succumbed to a terrible demise? That was my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow movie.

It certainly adorable!

Today’s starfish is Anthenea regalis, and it's magnificent! www.inaturalist.org/observations...

If cats spoke English, you know that they would be big name callers.

If cats spoke English, you know that they would be big name callers.

Good morning everybody!!
I may never eat a dumpling, pelmeni or pierogi ever again.*

* I probably will though.

It was only a matter of time guys.

This is where I am with caregiving today.

I love my besties this much.

This must be true.

A panelfrom my short-lived career as an internet cartoonist.

I ran across this on the internet earlier so now you have too. Sorry.

Susie is back and wants you to know that she's convinced the orange shit stains "Jesus is coming back" War is just another kiddily diddlier diversion. Also she is looking for information on a GoFundMe for hand surgery.

It's my love language.

Was any large machinery misappropriated along the way? I'm glad you made it home safe and hope you had it a terrific time.

Good morning everybody!!
If a handsome stranger knocked on my door bearing a gift like this, I might abandon my kingdom so we could disappear together like Witness Protection but with chickens.

This is who is calling you at 7:00 a.m. to talk about your Medicare plan and added benefits you may not know about.
#Caturday
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Sylvester is living his best life.
#Caturday
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Today we got haircuts and went grocery shopping and caught the Seattle cross-dressing alligator choirs performance of The Sound of Music at Seward Park. It was fantastic!

I will whine no more about the rain. How do you people even do it? I mean going to work? Let alone in the snow?

#Caturday
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Since God was a child? I love that expression. It's a wee bit blasphemous and fucking hilarious. Like that one guy I have sex with.🙋

#MovieReviews
Hulu's animated remake of Mrs Robinson is titled "Mr Robinson sir please let me help you with that!" and has been given an R rating. It's not for everybody but I'm giving it
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Seattle's weather forecast for the month of March.