Runs with scissors in the dark

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Since God was a child? I love that expression. It's a wee bit blasphemous and fucking hilarious. Like that one guy I have sex with.🙋

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Hulu's animated remake of Mrs Robinson is titled "Mr Robinson sir please let me help you with that!" and has been given an R rating. It's not for everybody but I'm giving it
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Seattle's weather forecast for the month of March.

I admire this cat for his honesty but wow it really does explain a lot about some people I know.
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The appropriate actions to take if creepy geisha kidnapper tries to kiss you.
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Whenever I check my news feed.
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That's going to hurt when she wakes up.
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What's wrong with liking prostate exams?

The puppy Killers replacement.

I have the same reaction to brussels sprouts and cottage cheese.
Please don't post any brussels sprouts recipes. TYIA.
Sorry buddy!
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🎵 It's springtime for shit stain in 'murica.🎶

This is one reason why cats don't have any respect for dogs.
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Well thank goodness for that!

Here's one reason dogs don't get a special day every week on the internet.👀
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Good morning everybody!!
Beware of hidden cougars.
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What if Planet Fitness has also a bakery?

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Here's a picture of some topless chicks in short skirts.

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This is the bewhiskered Bornean bearded pig.
(Sus barbatus)
It inhabits rainforests and mangroves in parts of Southeast Asia. It has the longest snout and leanest body of any pig. It also spends a lot of money on mustache wax and things of this nature.

Are your kids to enthusiastic and filled with joyous youthful spirit? Consider a soul-sucking gray ball pit to calm their asses down.

I knew this wasn't going to end well.

Trump accused of violent sexual assault in bombshell missing Epstein file interview “Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be.”According to an interview with a woman conducted by the FBI as part of an investigation into Jeffrey Epstein, those were some of the first words ...

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I'm just going to leave this right here.

Back in the 1900s I'm pretty sure most rats were offended by this completely unflattering coin purse.

My friend Larry here wants you to know that if the orange turd burglar was anointed by Jesus then he's Ryan Gosling.

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OMFG!! This was the best movie ever!
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When I take a swig of p.m. night time cough medicine and wonder why Pamela Anderson hardly ever wears makeup...

I ran across this picture on the internet so now you did too.