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Runs with scissors in the dark

@tevistickles.bsky.social

I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. πŸˆπŸ“πŸ•πŸ½πŸŒΏCaturday is the best day of the week.

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😏

01.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the real reason cats dislike bathing in front of others.

01.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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But without his bird he nances around like a hysterical house elf experiencing a profound mental health crisis.

01.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I didn't know that crows and my sister has so much in common.

01.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it's a short drop but a lot bad things can happen in just 3 ft.
#Stairsthatwillkillyou

01.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm posting this again because I feel like you really need it.
Miniature Highland calf

01.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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More #Caturday leftovers.
Vitamin P!!
🐈.
I actually attached the picture this time so it should make a whole lot more sense too a bunch of people.

01.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In hot pursuit of the cat burglar.
#Caturday leftovers.
🐈.

01.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have some leftover #Caturday stuff I didn't get around to posting yesterday. If that's not okay with you please take it up with the management.
🐈.

01.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes I'm really slow on the uptake in the morning.

01.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Green Junglefowl
(Gallus varius)
Alas Purwo National Park, Java, Indonesia
πŸ“· Dustin Chen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_j...

01.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And this is relevant why?

01.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Larry making it abundantly clear how he feels about PDA's

01.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that stupid show.

01.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn, I hope that's a bell pepper.

01.03.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Same.

01.03.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sssssleestaks

01.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now available on Amazon with overnight shipping.
#Caturday
🐈.

01.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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😳

01.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This would free up so much space in my recycle bin.

01.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm pretty sure the defendant is in big trouble.
#Caturday
🐈.

01.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My choice in photo cropping took care of that problem.

01.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#InteriorDesign
Glass shower enclosures are a popular choice in many new remodel projects. However most clients don't consider the misery of cleaning hard water stains stains.

01.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry about that.

01.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look, I love goats but not in that way. I'm never playing Monopoly again!

01.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really want someone to just look at me like Jack is looking at his sandwich.

01.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most dreaded Monopoly Community chest card ever.

01.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What goes on behind the scenes at the zoo's is really fascinating.

01.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0