Runs with scissors in the dark

It's just about that time for me. Can someone please send this guy over?

🐓🐓🐓

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Here comes the atmospheric river just as promised.

An actual photo of this cat's inner demon.

It is quite public. I try not to worry about it because I have no control of how the greater World works but thank you for your concern.

This is the main reason why you should never eat kiwis.

I'm actually pretty good? How are you doing and what is an IL helicopter surrogate Grandma anyways?

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be outstanding this year. 🤷

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Tomorrow is Caturday, is your kitty cocked and loaded?
😮🐈.

I'm posting this just in case you needed to see a baby Toucan today.

I hope somebody kisses you today.

Hey stranger...

It's been a while since I've played Mario but I'm pretty sure I would have remembered this.🤷

Happy Halloween everybody!!

This instruction completely dehydrated him and that apparently is why he passed out and fell down and hit his head. Anyways we are taking it easy today and not doing much.

Don is back from the hospital and he is doing fine. He had gained a whole bunch of water weight because he quit taking that medication due to a diarrhea problem. The nurse practitioner instructed him to take twice that amount of medication for 3 days "catch up". ...

My nephew Mark is going to pick me up in an hour or so. I am so freaked out right now.

Oh my God. Don just had a fainting episode and fell out of his chair and hit his head really hard. I called 911 and they just took him to the hospital. They don't think he had a heart attack or a stroke but at this point nobody knows what's really going on. This is not good. This is not good at all.

All that I ask is that you dance with me, dance with me, dance with me, dance with me, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!

This song saved my life. It's a long story but Donna was and is my hero regardless of her backsliding.

I am. Remember when she annunciated "Romance" in Last Dance? I almost died

I don't know? It seems like he has a very tiny penis. And maybe only one ball. Would be a shame if that rumor got spread around virally.

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MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark. (Don't worry everybody I'm just having a nervous breakthrough)

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All the sweet green icing flowing down.