PeterPengis

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Honestly my favorite part of this is the referee scolding the crowd when they booed the review result

on my way to clog the john outside the Hyatt ballroom

A brown box of cereal, with an image of Cap'n Crunch behind a white bowl full of cereal pieces that look like chocolate frosted donuts with rainbow sprinkles

Cap'n Crunch's Oops! Choco Donuts (2001-2006): Crunchy o-shaped cereal pieces made to look and taste like little chocolate donuts, complete with rainbow sprinkles

It’s a little naive I suppose, but it is kind of breathtaking how little effort these people put into even MAINTAINING THE APPEARANCE of being a “public servant”

We are the best in the world at 3-on-3 hockey

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

Jackin Hughes

Instead, Counsel for Respondet complains that he has too many cases concerning people—fathers, mothers, children, friends, and neighbors—unconstitutionally detained by Respondents. Id. at ¶ 9. As recently explained in a case against these same parties, Respondents “allocated substantial resources to sending thousands of agents to Minnesota, detaining thousands of people, and housing them in their facilities. [Respondents] cannot suddenly lack resources when it comes to protecting detainees’ constitutional rights.” The Advocs. for Hum. Rts. v. U.S. Dep’t of Homeland Sec., Noem, Lyons, Easterwood, No. 26- CV-00749, slip op. at 29–30 (D. Minn. Feb. 12, 2026) (Dkt. No. 95). Counsel for Respondent cannot rely on the sheer unlawfulness of his clients’ conduct as an excuse for his failure to defend such unlawfulness.

Don't even get get me started on how an AUSA, in a sworn declaration filed in federal court, complains about how many habeas cases they have and how hard it's making their life. Pathetic.

The Pistons Won aaaagaiiinnn

Elmo is finally with a real hockey player

From left to right, silver medalist Kaori Sakamoto of Japan, gold medalist Alysa Liu of the United States, and bronze medalist Ami Nakai of Japan, on the podium after receiving their medals in the women’s free skate program in figure skating at the 2026 Winter Olympics, in Milan, Italy, Thursday, Feb. 19, 2026

Here's another angle from the AP's Stephanie Scarbrough. Just so much joy and sportsmanship.

My man yelling “Fuck yourself”

He knows how to close.

in slo-mo, with music

on the bright side at least this time they just shut down the airspace of a major city to chase down a couple party balloons without telling anyone instead of sending all of hawaii an alert that it was about to get hit by missiles

The only reason you go to the mattresses to keep the masks on is because you know people are gonna find pardoned J6ers and guys on those sex offender lists who couldn't get jobs elsewhere amongst the ranks

Congresswoman @ramirez.house.gov: " Congress designed DHS [Department of Homeland Security] to violate our rights under the pretense of securing our safety."

" DHS cannot be reformed. It must be dismantled, and something new must take its place"

elle no longer has to worry about keeping it cute for disney and is letting the choppa sing!

Tweet from the New Jersey Devils with edited photo

The edited photo where you can still see one of Quinn's legs but he's cropped out of it

The unedited photo with Quinn

The New Jersey Devils (who are owned by Epstein friend Josh Harris) for some reason tried to poorly crop Quinn Hughes out of an Olympic photo they posted to the team social media

Picture from Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show…displaying the words: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

Sixers rookie sensation VJ Edgecombe on instagram:

Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“

Reminder that the guy who created the Backstreet Boys was not only a fraudster who stole all their money but he committed blimp fraud on multiple occasions

Run The Damn Ball

cause im
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv

Found out where they filmed it

Levi’s out here celebrating all asses across eras and the nation, everyone loves a great ass, we’re more alike than we are different 🫡🇺🇸

I have subscribed to Peacock using 5 different email addresses to juice up the Halftime Show numbers. All my fellow leftists are doing this to bring down Kid Rock, as a broader part of enacting the American Century of Humiliation.