Well shit…

It is what it is

Something told me to hold on to my rent money just one more day

Now u know those draftees gonna be doing TikTok videos on the front lines. May even see them Swag Surfin with our ops

Now add Maxwell’s “Pretty Wings” song

MUUUUUUUUSSSSSTTTAAAARD!!!

And THIS is why we have our own shit!!

Coleman be Domingoing

So Iran is Scrappy Doo and the U.S is Scooby Doo? I think that’s how someone explained it to me

Indeed. Had to read it twice lol

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So third base is first base now. Ohkayyy

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Man I hate when a show or movie has a Haitian character only to realize their accent sounds African n their kreyol is worser than mine. Mind u there’s a group for Haitian actors in LA they could’ve picked from. I only see one

Gotta wait for the next time we’re scheduled together to ask. I thought of this question AFTER she left work the other day 😬🤣

OMFG Wonder Man’s character is Haitian 💙❤️

I’m so glad I started wrapping my bacon in parchment paper. Now I don’t have to thaw out the entire pack just to get two pieces. Thank you TT‼️

I think I’ll do that 😉

TikTok got me wanting to ask my stud coworker what’s her stud name cuz her real name is so girly

Who puts ketchup on tacos?? If I was a Mexican I’d be highly offended.

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I mean why waste alllll dat artillery on us lil ole BlackS

Working with GenZers as a GenXer brings me so much joy. It’s like they’re paying back these companies & managers for the way they’ve treated their employees all these years. Instead of quitting my GenZ coworker called off for three days straight then on the 4th n 5th day were her days off🤣

Just bought a 2nd one this week at a different 7-11 location just to make sure I’m not trippin and yeah I’m not trippin😩🥹

Cheesecake tastes like phlegm.

Was that enough hate for ya??

Slurpees taste like medicine now

It feels like they want to buy it just to ruin CNN

When u do or say sum fuck shit to me in private then act nice towards me when other ppl are around

So wait that’s not Carole Baskin?? Lawwwd I’m on whole notha skyline🤦🏾‍♀️

I didn’t know either until earlier today. It’s very….interesting 😏

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Who’s gonna tell’em??

And the older u are the more u have to unpack. I’m unlearning behaviors that I started 20+yrs ago so I can totally understand why ppl quit

If u didn’t post how to change your feeds I’d still be clueless. But yeah I saw my post on that feed n I’m like WOW now wait a minute 😂😂