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I really wish I knew where my So Cuttered shirt went.

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off. CHIPOTLE Mike Herbert @ son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.

This is the perfect tangible metaphor for AI.

The push from writing to video is still one of my biggest internet icks

"Okay, so there's this thing called The Phield..."

Fucklen ye

Real ones know

Remember when Obama saluting a Marine with a coffee cup in hand was like a week-long debate on "did he break protocol?"

Those sure were the days.

You know how everyone thought food prices were bad the last couple of years?

I’ve got bad news.

WBC is so good part 2947282

I FUCKIN LOVE A GODDAMN SCHWARBOMB

🦅🦅🦅

One of the original core functions of the State Department was to help distressed sailors and citizens overseas. This gang doesn’t seem to remember that — or care.

I will never believe we're cooked. But I do think that a lot of leftists who consume a ton of social media need to ask how and why they end up repeating lightly laundered far-right discourse.

KARI LAKE TAKES ANOTHER L IN COURT.

Just fuck off into obscurity Kari... You have a humiliation fetish.

I sure remember the whole shenanigans over Lightyear...

Also this is an outright lie. This business isn't THAT big and everyone knows each other, especially smaller indy outlets that get big scoops. Bear in mind CBS News just put a 'blogger' in charge because she had Epstein connections so let's settle down there @nbcwashington.com

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

NBC4 Washington on Instagram: "Newly released bodycam video reveals what happened inside the U.S. Institute of Peace during the Trump administration takeover.⁠ ⁠ News4 obtained 4+ hours of D.C. police... 10K likes, 533 comments - nbcwashington on March 6, 2026: "Newly released bodycam video reveals what happened inside the U.S. Institute of Peace during the Trump administration takeover.⁠ ⁠ News4 obta...

It really sucks to see NBC Washington post a reel on Instagram that takes credit for sharing the DOGE USIP raid body cam footage with the world. They mention The Handbasket in the caption knowing full well that all people are going to see is the video. Pretty shameless.

Let's fuckin goooooo

Jail. Jail without parole for every last one of those cruel psychopaths.

Oh hell yeah

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

2 Slay 2 Spire
Slay the Spire: Tokyo Drift
Slay & Spire
Los Agujas
Slay 5
Slay & Spire 6
Spire 7
Fate of the Spire
Slay & Spire Presents: Hobbs and Shaw
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Slay X
Slay Forever

Tok-Neow Drift

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

Twitch is beta testing limited time 1-month self-paid sub discounts aimed at individual viewers.

Creators do not control these discounts, and it's unclear whether Twitch bears the discount from their cut or creators are forced to share it.

Like 80% of the posts @ing Drew:

AnimeAvatar69: I've never done anything wrong ever, please explain
Drew: well AnimeAvatar1488 would you care to explain these other 39 accounts and the credit card fraud
AA69: can we take this to DMs