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if you can’t handle Magic at its Loot you don’t deserve Magic at its Fleem

DuFALLLLL

I love it.

"the seesaw is too yeehaw" is how i'm feeling about a LOT of things these days

Also the fact he tried to say a 3.8% pay raise was better than what the Dems could do for us?

Biden 2023: 4.6%
Biden 2024: 5.2%
Biden 2025: 4.5% (plus some 10% raise escalators for junior enlisted)
Trump 2026: 3.8%

Yeah. Okay.

I don't know what his advisors are telling him that like "oh the military loves you sir and will follow you wherever" just because of the apparent right ward bias of military service...

We serve the Constitution first and foremost.

I see *several* food banks and drives for military-related folks all the time. There are constant questions about how to get WIC and SNAP in spouse groups.

If we get to the 12th with no confirmation of military pay, it will not be good.

The whole “but these guys love Topper” thing is donezo. *These* guys? Who cares!

I'm sure my mortgage company will absolutely take a "Don't Worry About It" IOU from the President.

Imagine if the Phillies had actually done something in the bottom of the 6th inning...

$74 million in salary!

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

Unlike Jesus, I have returned.

Pretty much EVERY GODDAMN TIME Basic income test programs have shown to be a net positive AND YET...

(Sam fucking Altman ran one that had some successful data and instead he dove deeper into AI delusional hell)

Ooooof

It’s genuinely impressive how they found a way to ruin the Duran entrance on top of everything. They really couldn’t let us have one thing.

The absolutely most insane one

Oh I know but my knee jerk thought was "is the super bowl too soon 🤔"

Anyone who voted to confirm this guy as director of the FBI should be shamed publicly til the day they die.

What a fuckin joke.

Not me trying to figure out if this kid was a Super Bowl baby...

Can't go anywhere if your big three are shitting the bed.

If Bryce wants a World Series ring so badly, it would behoove him to remember how to hit in October.

Paige fuckin rocks

The whole movement has been a skid mark on the world since that fucking escalator bullshit in 2015

i need y'all to really contend with the fact that there's people in their 30's who have only ever had the options of "trump or not trump" in presidential elections

I hate to defend the poster’s strike but the reason that people posted like dorks for a few days is because your social media site was so ill-conceived that it allowed users to make profiles with “nigger” in the handle, and so poorly moderated that it didn’t do anything about it after people did so.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

I don’t ever want to hear a Dodger fan complain about their team ever again as long as I live.