@mexicology.bsky.social
Perennial apprentice in the craft of mummery and word smithing, dabbler dubber, and other sundry dilly dallier. 🇲🇽🇺🇸🏳️🌈🌎 I was told there'd be tacos over here... Edited to add: if you use your account for religious proselytizing, I will block you.
Cottages have nipples?
05.03.2026 10:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cognitive Hazard & @Cogn....37m S Our options are literally Israel America party on the right and annoying fat gay party on the left
hell yeah the annoying, fat & gay side is the fun one
05.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 42 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 1This thread gave me a Sartre existential dread.
04.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pay attention to the verbs. Pay attention to who gets named. Pay attention to who “says” and who “did.”
That’s how perception is shaped - not with blatant lies, but with careful framing.
Kamlager-Dove: During you tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?
Noem: I am shocked we are peddling tabloid garbage.
She didn't deserve respecting the lie that it was a blanket and not a bag of embarrassing *wink giggle snort* items.
04.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, it is a war.
04.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A culture and economics of "you deserve special comfort!" might have something to do with that.
04.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The airplane flying the University of Wisconsin men's hockey to Penn State right now, N459AW, was used to fly shackled ICE detainees from Michigan to Louisiana on Sunday.
04.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 129 🔁 84 💬 1 📌 3
There's still some sadness in this one.
🫂
Narrator: the feeling was actually indigestion.
04.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
QUIT ChatGPT NOW !!! 🛢
Its president, Greg Brockman, donated $25m to MAGA Inc, Trump’s biggest Super Pac.
Brockman said his donations were in service of OpenAI’s mission to benefit “humanity.”
Only, ICE is using a screening tool powered by ChatGPT to track YOUR personal information.
1/4
Oh, this is gonna be good.
04.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 1000 🔁 124 💬 54 📌 3Shots poured
04.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom
you: you DO have kids
me: WHAT
"I giggled during the probe, please respond."
04.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like cowbell, everything needs more butthole.
04.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vatican vs. Mar-a-Lago
04.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Original lyrics were "one hand on my prostate..."
04.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biblically accurate goatse
04.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Describing current events seems to have that effect.
04.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just got this email and didn’t even know I had @moderation.bsky.app blocked but now I don’t lol. But I guess permanent suspension is happening if people block? Yikes.
Looks legit too? Just started my day and wasn’t anticipating this
Assuming every post is about you makes social media incredibly amusing.
04.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 58 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 0What did you just say about me?!?
04.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
"a misspoke"? Is that like a baby's boom boom?
I get it's not the most important thing but the absolute crap for brains on these people!
a scurry of sausages
03.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
03.03.2026 13:29 — 👍 17531 🔁 4015 💬 52 📌 820No amount of bee toys are going to heal the trauma.
03.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hahahah
When you won't include, you're excluding yourself.
That's how dichotomies work.
