Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?
A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime!
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Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?
A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime!
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Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First, they lie on one side, then they lie on the other side!
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Jeff Lewis Interviewed on Bloomberg Legal News about Trump's Defamation Lawsuit Against the WSJ.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhQa...
#defamation #SLAPP #law
Great write up by a judge on a lawyer citing fake cases.
28.07.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Earthquake 2.1 ML: 5 km WSW of Rancho Palos Verdes, CA - North Pacific Ocean
Detail: earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
#earthquakes #quakes #eqs #quake #eq #earthquake #terremoto #terremotos
Yep.
27.07.2025 20:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Q: Why did the judge wear a wig?
A: To cover up his bald verdict.
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There's a certain CEO of a software company that today is so very relieved about the breaking news WSJ story today about Epstein and Trump.
#jumbotroncheaters #caughtatcoldplay #lookatthatstoryoverthere
If youโd told me a decade ago that the NYT and WaPo would roll over for a Republican president going full fascist while the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal went on the attack โ and that Bill Kristol was pressing the attack harder than Nancy Pelosi โ well, Iโd have had you committed.
17.07.2025 23:07 โ ๐ 9633 ๐ 1685 ๐ฌ 194 ๐ 82Shadow Docket!
14.07.2025 22:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In Cambridge, Ohio attorneys have filed what may be the stateโs first anti-SLAPP motion. The newly established legal procedure gives defendants a tool to dismiss frivolous lawsuits filed suppress their protected speech ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/07/08/d...
08.07.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trial courts canโt override MSJ statute.
In CFP BDA, LLC v. Superior Court, the 4th DCA said: if your MSJ is timely under ยง 437c, local rules canโt kill it. Period.
Court tried. Writ granted.
๐ www4.courts.ca.gov/opinions/doc...
#California #AppellateTips #MSJ #Law
Jeff Lewis speaks with Bloomberg News about Governor Newsomโs defamation lawsuit against Fox News.
Watch Here: youtu.be/NnBtgj2ksDk
#defamation #SLAPP
Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
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Texas AG Paxton has asked for privacy from colleagues, politicians, the media, and interns named Christy
10.07.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 1964 ๐ 269 ๐ฌ 156 ๐ 24SCOTUS: nationwide injunctions are still fine with class action lawsuits
ACLU: โ๏ธ noted
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In Mora v. Menjivar, the Court of Appeal confirms: a memo of points and authorities is part of your anti-SLAPP motion. File it within 60 days or youโre out.
The motion isnโt complete without it.
#SLAPP #California #Law #YouDontGetTwoClocks
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08.07.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0BREAKING: A federal judge just blocked the "big beautiful bill's" provision to defund Planned Parenthood. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
07.07.2025 22:11 โ ๐ 4661 ๐ 1197 ๐ฌ 72 ๐ 100First time a judge has decided a case based on hallucinated case law in the US that I've encountered.
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ga-cou...
The treatment of the TikTok ban might seem silly, but it is, effectively, a sign that the constitutional government we have operated under for more than 200 years is no longer in effect.
Read the thread.
Jeff Lewis weighs in on the Supreme Court's decision limiting nationwide injunctions.
Watch here: youtu.be/MuzjxXIbCqU
#SCOTUS #Appeals #Injunctions
Just in at #SCOTUS: The *20th* emergency application from the Trump administration, this time seeking to clear the way for Trump to fire members of the Consumer Product Safety Commission.
(For comparison, President Biden filed 19 applications in four years; Bush and Obama filed eight in 16 years).
BREAKING: Here is the opinion: www.wicourts.gov/sc/opinion/D...
02.07.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 2525 ๐ 504 ๐ฌ 27 ๐ 26Jeff Lewis weighs in on the Supreme Court's decision limiting nationwide injunctions.
Watch here: youtu.be/MuzjxXIbCqU
Avoid court if you can, Win if you canโt. www.jefflewislaw.com/
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