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Also in case anyone needs a reminder, Judge Immergut is not some radical lefty. She was on Ken Starr's team, famously deposed Monica Lewinsky, and was appointed by Trump. The difference between her and the Fed DOJ lawyers who just argued in front of her is that she lives in reality.

Immergut: I'm handling this on expedited basis, but defendants haven't provided new info.

SHE RULES FROM THE BENCH: I grant the plaintiffs motion for a second TRO based on reasons stated in previous order...

Is it good when federal judges have to schedule Sunday night 10 pm hearings about absurd military invasions of their state.

if passed, would direct the Federal Trade Commission to conduct a study on the governance of neural data.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

Looks like the proliferation of smart, wearable technology and the implications for neural data privacy hit the radar of the U.S. Senate right before the shut down. 3 U.S. Senators have sponsored Senate Bill 2925 which,

Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite game?

A: Truth or subpoena.

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Jeffries: "The next time you have something to say about me, don't cop out through a racist and fake AI video. When I'm back in the Oval Office, say it to my face."

Really the only question that matters

The military speeches today are really bad and dangerous. They are not what people interested in contesting elections would sound like.

You can say I’m being a hothead if you like.

Lawyers really take the fun out of everything.

A: Even Santa comes with a Clause.

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I do not think this is a useful application of ChatGPT, to be honest.

Representing Lisa Cook is the *fourth* time that elite conservative lawyer Paul Clement has stood up to Trump in 2025. Earlier:

—rep’d WilmerHale against Trump’s unconstitutional EO

—rep’d Wisconsin judge arrested by ICE

—hired by Judge Dale Ho to submit brief re DOJ’s dirty deal with Eric Adams

OMG game changer! I just discovered the "citations" section of Westlaw's preferences. No more parallel citations to L.Ed and S.Ct.! You can also specify italics instead of underlining and add quotation marks before and after selected text you want to quote.

If there is one brief that will spook John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett from doing something that will disrupt the economy and their stock portfolios, it is this one.

(The Supreme Court doesn't deal in law much these days, so arguments about real-world consequences can help.)

Imagine if the Prenda Law attorneys used debt collection laws instead of copyright laws to file bogus lawsuits. This dispute would be the result. Appellate court not surprisingly affirms the sanctions. Handwritten letters written by law firm attached to the opinion.

The wristband can reveal intentions to communicate, mental states tied to subtle movements, or potential medical conditions. At the moment, there are no specialized neural privacy laws at the federal level in the US or in the EU.

The collection and use of neural data is the equivalent of Facebook collecting information on browsing to "serve" you with "better" ads. Neural data is the next frontier of liberties that needs to be protected from big business and government.

Yesterday, @wsj.com moved to dismiss on 3 seemingly iron-clad grounds: The article was (1) true; (2) not defamatory; & (3) lacks any whiff of “actual malice.” It’s true in that it only describes a note “bearing Trump’s name” & includes his denials in the subhead & in three ¶s of text.
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Forbes interviews Jeff Lewis about Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and the First Amendment

Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIOL...

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Shadow docket strikes again!!

Jimmy Kimmel’s Show to Return to ABC on Tuesday Night

🚨 Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air starting tomorrow night! I will now reinstate my Disney subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/b...

Today's emergency applications are tomorrow's shadow docket orders....

The judge struck the original complaint and gave the President's lawyers another chance to file a version that is half as long as the original.

public forum for vituperation and invective — not a protected platform to rage against an
adversary. A complaint is not a megaphone for public relations or a podium for a passionate oration at a political rally or the functional equivalent of the Hyde Park Speakers’ Corner."

evidence, for the rehearsal of tendentious arguments, or for the protracted recitation and explanation of legal authority putatively supporting the pleader’s claim for relief. As every lawyer knows (or is presumed to know), a complaint is not a

Federal judge dismisses President Trump's defamation lawsuit against NY Times, for now, for being too wordy. From the order:

"a complaint remains an improper and impermissible place for the tedious and burdensome aggregation of prospective

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Q: What does a lawyer order to drink?

A: Just-ice.

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Jeff Lewis weighs in on employees fired for posting about Charlie Kirk on social media.

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Q: Why did the elephant lawyer lose their case?

A: Because his argument was irrele-phant.

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We need some memes showing SCOTUS Corrupter John Roberts with devil horns. He will go down in history as an evil destroyer of a pretty good country, in my opinion.