Will Durst

Hand- puppet to the rich. But in q good way.

Bad Bunny is an American you idiot. Oh, I’m sorry, did I offend your delicate sensibilities?

When Donald makes love to Melania he dreams she’s him.

Extraordinary times require extraordinary measures. What do we got?

Still a fan of Limu the emu but had it with Doug.

Epstein! What about the Epstein Files? Are the Epstein Files still on AG Pam Bondi’s desk like she testified under oath? Weren’t the Epstein Files supposed to be released by the 19th? Of December? Wasn’t that a law? That The Orange Man signed? Epstein.

I have an idea. How bout: every day during a government shutdown there’s a lottery where one representative loses their salary for rest of year. Or next year if closure in nov- dec.

In Davos, the US president said if it weren’t for us, everyone would be speaking German. He said that in Switzerland where they speak German.

Who the hell is in the Epstein Files: Ronald Reagan?

Who the hell is in the Epstein Files: Ronald Reagan?

Who the hell is in the Epstein Files: Ronald Reagan?

The president said “a day of reckoning and retribution is coming.” You said it, pal

Ive seen better cabinets in the used furniture departement of a suburban Goodwill. During this, Season 19 of “The Apprentice,”these performative clowns seem to be auditioning for spin- offs.

And he wept many bitter tears.

We had “woke” back in the late 1900s. Only we called it “simple common human decency.”

I dont know. From one angle it looks like some ICE thug shot a woman in the face as she was trying to get out of the way, but then from another angle it looks like some ICE thug shot a woman in the head as she was trying to get out of the way.

Hee said the only thing that could stop him was “my own morality”. In other words- imaginary things.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. It was trying so avoid ICE.

So does this mean someone can kidnap our president because he’s a convicted felon? we’ll leave the door open.

“Captured and flown out of the country.” Not tried, convicted and executed?

Happy New Year everybody. Here’s hoping your 2026 is twice as groovy as 2025 but only half as bichin’ as 2027.

Maybe the guy who wants a Peace Prize shouldn’t brag about killing survivors clinging to the wreckage of a boat he blew up in the middle of the Caribbean. You’d think that would be obvious.

Screw Peacock. I subscribe but now I can’t watch the Packer game unless I upgrade. Screw you. im canceling as soon as possible. I’m

The only time I’ve seen pictures of him laughing, hee was with Epstein. Nothing suspicious there.

The president says he knows stuff that nobody else does. Can’t imagine what it is but pretty sure it’s not math based.

Lash Patel- poster child for Premature Apprehension

It’s all about the money. Even the White House’s new ballroom. Because rich people didn’t want to use Porta Potties. Classy by Atlantic City standards.

Hee is so anti- woke, hee’s anti- waking

Hee is so anti- woke hee falls asleep during cabinet meetings. As a service to the country. Joe Biden would never fall asleep in public. Nooo, he would only do it behind closed doors. With his auto- pen.

Hee thinks “affordability” is a scam. Typical billionaire.