Mitch McConnell fell down some stairs again.

Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.

Cities run crazy with fent epidemics and they want to ban my Estrogen.

Let me say that differently.

Unmonitored prescription painkillers are distributed and traded without big pharma lifting a finger to stop it.

And they want to ban my Estrogen.

So to be clear, Elon has given a Nazi salute, then said Germans shouldn’t feel guilt for their Nazi grandparents actions, said no race mixing for Italy, and that we have to “save” Japanese culture.

This motherfucker trying to speed run reforming the Axis.

I miss the old Kanye

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi

They should add raytracing to Balatro

The worst thing you can do to a collective of people who want you dead is to live.

Keep being your beautiful self, Jackie ❤️ that defiance and fight is more than enough of a start to make a difference.

coffee isn’t going to cut it today, i need to be launched into space.

I'm going to make pie for dinner tonight to celebrate less homophobia in the world 🥧🏳️‍🌈

patriarchy is how there are a million words that rhyme with cock and dick but nothing for pussy, vulva, or vagina.

"it's an election-interference case, not a 'hush money' case, motherfuckers," she muttered, pouring her coffee

Everyone's always spouting this stupid bullshit about the *trans agenda* when the only agenda I have is burgers and fries at Sonic?? Like??

Hey, dad!

Did you know it's not actually cool to get blackout drunk on Christmas?

Hope this helps!!

Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

Elon Musk will be coming down everyone's chimney on Christmas Eve to take your Social Security and Medicare. Oh, and don't forget the cookies and unpasteurized milk.

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

unfortunately, susceptibility to bullets was a preexisting condition

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

Free my guy omg

I wouldn't exactly say GREAT but like- a lot of them really hold up?