Clorisa Javabitch

oldie but goldie from 2 years ago

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

The last person to board the plane sat next to me 😩

MIDDLE SEAT 💺 IS EMPTY FOR THE LONGEST LEG OF THE JOURNEYYYY DEUS É BOM DEUS É BRASILEIRO

Welp, now begins the 18 hour journey to Brazil.

Step one: Philly > Miami (my infamous beloved)

“You won’t find the devil in a good dog” -Captain Jim, Anne’s House of Dreams

My 9 via my9games.com

Leg sleepin

Because my butt is fantastic 😔🙏😂

"Oh my god Clarissa did you hear about the news about-"

SHSHHSHHH we're putting the geopolitics into the bad drawer of the closet till I get my shit together, do you WANT me to explode

I’m emotionally ready to accept missing it, so don’t worry about me, reader. My trip is more focused on being there for mom and grieving with family. I can do my own rites here.

I have been reminded how frustratingly fast death works in Brazil- dad died last night. Funeral is this afternoon, (9am my time). I’ve ALWAYS hated it, feels like culturally we don’t want to bother processing stuff.

I laugh not to cry- they expect me to take a middle seat for an 8 hour flight to Brazil??? LOL RUDE????

It did not take long at all for my morbid coping through humor to kick in, btw.

The dog got into the sock drawer while we weren't looking and threw everything around.

"Ahhh well this is definitely the worst thing to happen to me today!"

You can't take me anywhere.

Dad passed ❤️‍🩹 I'm grateful for all the time I had with you, pai.

Welp, got the news that the doctors are sure dad won’t wake up. At this point I just need to be sent word when the time is definitely coming and I’ll be flying to Brazil.

I hate that it’s under these circumstances.

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She fumbled so hard on Kocoum

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I had SUCH a crush on her as a 4 year old not gonna lie

I get why Disney banked so hard on Pocahontas because in a vacuum it’s a stunning movie, beautiful music and an engaging story right

It’s just the OPTICS ARE SO AWFUL you can’t really divorce it from it, watching it as an adult now im like “oh no” every 5 minutes 😬

Just played the demo and I am HOOKED, I can't wait for the full version to come out!!!!

But ofc I'm biased, I drew my own wedding portrait Medieval style 😅

CAUGHT IN 4K

POOCHIE SNEAKING INTO THE CLOSET (NOT ALLOWED) TO LAY UPON CLOTHING THAT SMELLS LIKE US TO SLEEP BETTER. SENTENCE: JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

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Therapist, last session: you've been doing so well, we can start meeting every 3 months!

Me: YAY

[Life: happens]

Therapist, this session: yeah we're going back to monthly after this one.

Me:

Rule of Rose, Clock Tower 3, Silent Hill 3, Haunting Ground and Fatal Frame 2

the Walking Dead season 3, Dino Crisis, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead 2 and Bye Sweet Carole

No im Not a Human, Phantasmagoria, American Mcgee’s Alice, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream and Mouthwashing

Kuon, Alisa, Crow Country, Parasite Eve and Obscure

happy women’s history month 🌹

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prioritizing RE over Fatal Frame? THIS INTERNET MOOT RELATIONSHIP IS OVER NOW /jkjkjkjk

Jokes aside, any day is a good day to experience the OG! I hope you're enjoying ❤️ (and RE has been *fantastic*, I've been watching my husband play the whole thing, I think we're near the end?)

“Do not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

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My offer on a house got accepted, and I also got the news that they moved dad to palliative care, so uh, no comment feelings-wise

Lux is comfy enough to voice her displeasure by whining lol, poor baby. Sometimes it's valid (it's her pee signal, actually) but sometimes she's just sad Ryan left the house.

In those cases, I get to use one of my favorite lines

I am BEGGING gamers to stop calling anything that gets changed in a game that you don't like censorship.

"They made the protagonist older in this remake? I hate this censorship"

THIS IS LITERALLY NOT CENSORSHIP OH MY GOD

Oh ok cool so no one tells you how absolutely freaking awkward it is to contact your estranged half brother about your father’s medical condition 👌🏼

Dad’s unresponsive rn, but breathing on his own. We’re not sure what’s going to happen and what the best case scenario even is. It’s hard.