Sean Beaudoin

It’s interesting when you come across a long-forgotten picture (real film!), but still know your exact age based on the make of the guitar.

Well, if you were thinking this was some sort of political commentary, really only to the degree that I love elephants and the idea that they were once in such magnificent plentitude makes the last few weeks' existential lethargy even less scrutable.

...when arrested, Chief pardons himself, Manafort, and the 40 million gametes he released charged with illegally emigrating onto the Nativity, proposes a tariff on "Unwanted Fondling" brand mistletoe as the first salvo in the war against the War On Christmas, nominates LBJ Jr to head the CIA. End.

Hi. Although I barely used Twit Ter anymore, deleting it for good was cathartic. Looking forward to a more mature, relatively intellectual, less-angry Cesspool Of Grievance forum! Let's talk art, books, music, literature, or even a sort of politics that includes the possibility of being wrong! ✊