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Tess

@itstessinadress.bsky.social

Australia's tallest woman and Bruce Spence's illegitimate daughter. Renowned Inner West cryptid. Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. On unceded Gadigal land. She/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธย ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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I'm feeling it! ๐Ÿ˜

10.03.2026 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

texture can be a friend or a foe

10.03.2026 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hey ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜˜โœจ๏ธ

10.03.2026 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Folks, if you ever wanted to have the full, 374-issue run of STARLOG magazine... then boy, do I have a Dropbox full of PDFs for you:

www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/16d04...

09.03.2026 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

sitting backwards, โ€œcool teacherโ€ style on the public toilet

09.03.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel from the popular webcomic for unpopular people, Achewood, of Mr Gary, a cat wearing a neckerchief and star shaped glasses sitting in a chair, depicted sitting in silence with his ears folded back after hearing something unsettling

Panel from the popular webcomic for unpopular people, Achewood, of Mr Gary, a cat wearing a neckerchief and star shaped glasses sitting in a chair, depicted sitting in silence with his ears folded back after hearing something unsettling

10.03.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฅ

09.03.2026 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It *is* past my bedtime, how far is it?

09.03.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Are you switching to injections and trying to gain 40kg to be built more like Lady Dimitrescu" no, I'm doing that because I have really weird dysmorphia from never having inhabited the "correct" body before despite a history of radical changes to it ๐Ÿ™„ of COURSE I'm doing it to be built more like La

09.03.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of an incredibly tall, extremely hot woman with curly red hair, wearing a black singlet, blue pants, and steelcap boots, standing with her hands on her hips and filling an entire doorway vertically

Photo of an incredibly tall, extremely hot woman with curly red hair, wearing a black singlet, blue pants, and steelcap boots, standing with her hands on her hips and filling an entire doorway vertically

If you like: that one resident evil game where you're in a house with a huge lady who you kind of want to let catch you just to see what happens

You might enjoy: inviting me over

09.03.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Add one word to a film to improve it.

The Fairy Godfather

09.03.2026 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...I'm now watching X-Men (2000) with them

09.03.2026 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the people I'm living with just watched the first episode of X-Men '97 and is now watching X-Men (2000)

09.03.2026 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The effects of the war in Gaza made life extremely difficult for my family.
Two years ago I lost my source of income, and since then we have been struggling to survive.
Please support us in restoring a dignified life for my children, Mirna and Ziad.
Donate or repost ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿงก
chuffed.org/project/help...

09.03.2026 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

That's a major ethics vio-ohhhhh! yay!

09.03.2026 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How can he be so small?

09.03.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Traditional Owners noted in a statement on Tuesday morning that after 30 years, this volume of groundwater will equal draining Sydney Harbour twice.

09.03.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is your reminder that petrol does in fact have a use by date

09.03.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Add one word to a film to improve it.

Star Trek: The Stop Motion Picture

09.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

The Normal People's Joker

09.03.2026 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every time I visit Canberra they seem to have built even more of these somehow and every time I ask myself, why? It's like the blueprint for a western hedge fund manager's Dubai

09.03.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NEW: I got my hands on a Palantir-Department of Defence contract that outlines how the Trump-aligned tech company has embedded staff in Defence, leaves a carve-out for training on Australian data, and has a number of quite generous contract conditions.

www.crikey.com.au/20...

09.03.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Realising this deliberate weight gain means I'm going to need to buy new clothes: ๐Ÿ˜ช
Realising how lethal I'm going to look in denim cutoffs when Spring returns to this hemisphere: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

09.03.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put on some pants I haven't worn in a while and discovered where that extra 20% of my RDI for calories has been going ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

09.03.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your transition gave the rest of us a strong, vibrant, sensitive, uplifting woman whose radiance inspires and who fights every day for all the right reasons, plus you're literally international. I'll celebrate that ๐Ÿซ‚

09.03.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

08.03.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3259    ๐Ÿ” 1033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œThey committed suicide because they were depressed. Itโ€™s a shame they didnโ€™t call our mental health line.โ€

They were depressed because they were about to be evicted. A toll free number wasnโ€™t going to fix that. But resources would.

08.03.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 512    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

My hottest mental health take:

A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. Theyโ€™re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason itโ€™s become popular to blame โ€œmental healthโ€ is because itโ€™s a way of evading responsibility.

08.03.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1111    ๐Ÿ” 294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

(watching the imperial boomerang destroy the energy and water infrastructure of a city of ten million) woah, lucky for me that's happening very far away to other people

08.03.2026 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please stop saying โ€œforce femโ€, theyโ€™re just Jedi and gendering them like that is counterproductive and insulting

08.03.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0