The Merry Universe

[in the hobbit movies writers room] no no we’re absolutely not making this movie good—but hear me out: what if thorin was hot. like really hot. like you’d get third degree burns on your vagina before you got tired of taking his ass to town hot. and he’s having a yaoi fueled shakesperean downfall

You guys are disgusting *reposts*

Although might not be the case here though

The even if you blocked someone that you used to follow, that unless you unfollowed them before blocked them people who follow you will see a message saying that you follow that user

I do think that if you followed someone you have blocked you will still appear as «this account follows this account»

GIVE US OUR SAPPHIC LESBIANS NOW

Wenclair drawing

Wednesday fans are pissed and rightfully so,
they literally tease us with Wenclair the entire time and then have the guts to say that they won't do a sapphic romance because they want to focus on "sisterhood"

Meanwhile this is on Wednesdays door:

And then what?

So beautiful 💚

He looks sooo beautiful in this scene 💚💚💚

Trop dragons innit

Dragon Durin and Celebrimbor.
For a little thing I'm working on...👀

Relatable

It’s always female friendships when we ask for more sapphic relationships, cowards

Approved

- Celebrian got tired of her mothers revenge thing and decided to take a 1000 years away for her mental health ✨

So who do we get to take over the show?

The sets leak? 😱

Shannara Chronicles? Something else?

I do think it should have been two films at the most, but they aren’t bad films

RIP my pookie
Wait

Becoming someone who values “food and cheer and song above hoarded gold” isn’t just about sitting back and enjoying your own cozy ‘hobbit life’ — it means ensuring that no one else is left without these same comforts, even when that makes you uncomfortable in the process. 🤎 #teawithtolkien

Mine are: They took my fucking eyes

girl did you order lunch because i'm a delectable italian sub

what if the funniest thing happened

You give me money I give you art?

I need to figure out what to do with old One this day calendars

This artwork is still looking for a writer who can come up with an accompanying story.

It’s called “A Message Came to Rómenna”. If you’re interested and want to see the art, just sign up as a Pinch Hitter for the Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang and contact the Mods

tolkienrsb.wordpress.com/sign-ups/

Queen on Queen action ✨

I don’t think this guy knows what punk rock is

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.