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Latest posts by andykimy.bsky.social on Bluesky

the dog whistle is a foghorn

23.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump wouldn’t join bluesky if it was β€œfailing” btw

22.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For one man’s ego

22.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh I feel like we used to have a word for unpaid workers

22.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Psst. That’s why he got the job

20.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed

20.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Obama

16.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s their reality, we’re just living in it

15.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye ALT: a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye
13.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would you come on here just to bring me this terrible news

13.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SEND THEM TO THE HAGUE. ALL OF THEM.

12.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so good!!

11.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That means they’ve been β€œWeekend At Bernie’s-ing” him for the last 6 weeks

11.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That means they’re shocked his heart is still ticking

11.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zendaya is Meechee

10.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Boring culture outside of the cities

10.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as opposed to when the gov't was open and he was, like, so totally about Democrat programs

09.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t cite age? Pray tell, what was the CAUSE of the β€œMid-battle switch”??

08.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHe was drinking raw milk all day every day”

07.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he’s like, β€˜F*CKED’ f*cked

03.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Curious how he voted

03.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
UPDATE: the gentleman who threatened to release Speaker Mike Johnson's Grindr account
YouTube video by TizzyEnt UPDATE: the gentleman who threatened to release Speaker Mike Johnson's Grindr account

www.youtube.com/shorts/3gB-k...

01.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Isn’t that…your job?

30.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s a look at some feces-covered pipes

27.09.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A literal definition of β€œTrumped up chargesβ€œ

24.09.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

23.09.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5733    πŸ” 1595    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 28
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Goodnight you princesses of Pangea. You queens of the Stone Age.

23.09.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People Who Wrecked The Economy: Are people poorer than before?

21.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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