@macashton.bsky.social
Writer of nearly critically acclaimed novels, novellas, and short stories. Links for Books/Podcast: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton
"As soon as humans could measure trade on a calendarial basis, they found they needed someone to blame when trade was slower than usual. Traditionally, those in power were fed to the alligators when business went sour."
New chapter of MARKeting is out now!
www.abctales.com/story/macash...
When you die, you are confronted with three doors and a persnickety admin that rates your life.
This story was a weird swing for me, but I'm really happy with the final product. It's free to read on @abctales.bsky.social
www.abctales.com/story/macash...
#ShortStory #Writing #Fiction
This is a big day for me. Village Books, my favorite college bookstore, will be hosting a launch event for my new sci-fi comedy, One Night at Kedasi this fall! Book is out 9/23, event is 9/26 in beautiful Bellingham Washington. I can't wait!
28.07.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We came in pretty hot on the Bloomin Onion... It is excellence at it's most deep fried.
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Head rocketship 🚀 might be an #anxiety trend unique to Conor, but we love all types of neuro-spiciness on Review Everything.
www.youtube.com/shorts/8INWq...
#MentalHealth #ADHD #Funny
I'm not sure Conor fully understands the finer points of tiki "culture"...
www.youtube.com/shorts/d_DJ5...
#Podcast #PodcastClip #Funny
Find out how to storm corporate America with the power of a 40-person WoW guild on the latest episode of Review Everything!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKF...
#WoW #Gaming #Podcast
Tiki culture, gaming layoffs, and bringing the coordination of a 40-person World of Warcraft raid to corporate America. This week on Review Everything, it's "Things that monetized me." Listen on Spotify now, YouTube is live at 12PM PST 7/15.
open.spotify.com/episode/6IDT...
#Gaming #Podcast
Conor enters Dinosaur Mode.
Mental health: restored.
Plate of greens: endangered.
🎧 New Review Everything out now
🎥 www.youtube.com/shorts/r_M0_...
#dinosaurmode #comedy #podcastclips #funnyvideo #revieweverything
Alan says: "Believe in your dreams, it's Friday Junior."
Alan's dream was to get on the big bed today and he accomplished it. What can you do?
#Dogs #Inspiration #Motivation
New ep is up!
We talk spicy food mistakes, bathroom fallout, and Bloomin' Onions as a renewable energy source.
It’s unhinged. It’s personal. It’s hilarious.
🎥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1U_...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0BNI...
#podcast #comedy #spicyfood #ReviewEverything
Writing productivity? Definitely down.
Puppy licks? To the moon.
This is Alan (doctorate of paleontology and snuffles), eater of productivity, and somehow a rescue dog (bad breeders are wild).
Word counts be damned, I gotta snuggle this guy. #dogs #puppies
It's getting real! The ARC just came back for my next novel, One Night at Kedasi, and it's looking awesome. So excited to share this in September.
If you are a #SciFi #BookReviewer, please hit me up and I will send you an ARC. The Pub wants as many eyes as possible.
After years of mystery, I finally followed the siren's call of the "Shipwreck Beads' signs on I-5. The results, even more mystery...
03.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We reranked Enchanted Forest. We revisited Alice Isn’t Dead. And we accidentally visited the worst roadside attraction in America.
🎧 Watch the puppet madness for yourself: youtu.be/4wzYYqXfwaM
#funnypodcast #roadtrip #enchantedforest #weirdtravel #revieweverything
Should we keep the puppet as our new cohost instead of me? I'm happy to step into the editing role 😂 . A new bonus episode of Review Everything is out tomorrow on YouTube and Spotify.
01.07.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Should we keep the puppet as our new cohost instead of me? I'm happy to step into the editing role 😂 . A new bonus episode of Review Everything is out tomorrow on YouTube and Spotify.
01.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New episode is up:
Haunted towns, fairy tale theme parks, wax museums, and a podcast that might be alive.
🎧 Watch: youtu.be/pb7zdKoZh8k
#funnypodcast #roadtrip #AliceIsntDead #enchantedforest
Loved Project Hail Mary, really excited about this adaption.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m08T...
Every time I update Windows and it asks if I want to change my default browser to Edge...
30.06.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He bought “Idiot Hill” for $500 and built a fairy tale theme park by hand. This man is my idol. Who wants to go halvsies on a roadside attraction?
🎧 youtube.com/shorts/WIn_I...
#weirdhistory #enchantedforest
@barenakedladies.com, many years ago, before the empire, I saw you all on the Maroon tour for my first ever concert with Guster opening.
Really stoked for tonight's show in Woodinville! Wanted to share this very awk picture of me as a kid with Tyler 😂
@tacotimenw.bsky.social hitting me with riddles today...
27.06.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We answer the important questions on this podcast, like pass or smash the Bunny Man. Believe it or not, this week's episode did start talking about road trips...
26.06.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Turns out, there is a town that has just been burning for decades AND PEOPLE STILL LIVE THERE. Anyways, who wants to go on a road trip?
www.youtube.com/shorts/5gdPn...
#podcast #roadtrip
Are you a #SciFi book reviewer? Are you interested in Starship Troopers x Unhinged Disneyland x Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? My new novel, One Night at Kedasi is out 9/23/25 through Artemesia Publishing, but they're sending out ARCs very soon and are looking for reviewers! DM for details.
25.06.2025 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"The reason for the film being unreleased for wider audiences was due to difficulties in distribution. It has been described as "unreleasable" due to its gore and graphic content."
Wild that we're ACTUALLY approaching a #ToxicAvenger release. Can't wait.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKe0... #Movies
Annnd more layoffs in the #gaming industry. It has been a rough few years.
24.06.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Towns that have been on fire for 60 years? Murderous bunnies? Theme parks built in the woods? We've got it all in the latest episode of Review Everything.
🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/20SC...
🎥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb7z...
#ReviewEverything #Podcast
28 Years Later is not at all what I expected. It takes Boyle's formula and turns it into something surrealist and almost meditative. I thoroughly enjoyed the film despite a few small issues.
My 4.5 Star Review: macashton.com/2025/06/21/2...
