The R2 Dude

No, he's in jail again when this story is finished.

The dude does die, though.

As an American, that's hilarious to see.

Yeah, a couple issues had these post credits scenes that had nothing to do with the main story, so they put those few pages in like this.

Fair point usually, but in context this only sort of makes sense AS the slur.

Ah, the miracle of childbirth.

Yep.

...d-did Cletus Cassidy call the Venom symbiote a slur in his first appearance? I mean, it's in character, but wow.

Damn, the artist must've been horny as fuck for Venom.

I fucking love Venom, you'd love to fuck Venom.

I will say from what I can tell she wasn't violated. Kidnapped, imprisoned, and forced to dress up, yes, but not the full violation thing.

...Eddie, stop arguing with the guys and put your eyes back on.

Aw, come on, Venom. Don't be a sore loser.

...and nice ass, Eddie.

They don't even have the first half included in this collection since Venom isn't a part of it. So this is jarring.

Seriously, I fucking love Venom.

...can we go back to Venom helping little old ladies cross the street or something?

Venom's a chill dude.

Crazy thing is, this is something Spectacular Spider-Man didn't get right. In there Venom DID try to go after May at first.

Ah yes, the two genders.

Damn, he could be ANYWHERE!

"I've got to stop Venom from saving more children!"

1990.

Venom is a dork and I love it.

Damn, Starfire should sue.

"I banged your aunt, Pete!"

Once again, Peter's ass strikes!

...so this is the 90s...

...Jimmy Olsen? What are YOU doing here?!

You know you're in peak X-Men era when they have to specify this isn't a mutant book.

Two days ago I casually read the Birth of Venom trade paperback, so fuck it, gonna casually read the one they did for Venom. Carnage should show up at some point.

Fuck you, shithead.

He had it coming.