Bruce Coffman

I read Orange Shit Stain Hitler's ratings tanked after his little State of Confederacy address. His approval rating. Good. Too bad it doesn't matter fuck because he's still raping, torturing and murdering children and killing us all with ICE. Oh well. I do not approve!

Double Whammy!
My lesbian friend who I BEGGED to register and vote is gonna have her marriage annulled by the Hate Monkey Regime and, since she took her wife's last name, never be able to vote again. I am laughing my gay fucking ass OFF! No ass left! Gone!

The big beauty brands are probably using the kids the 1% rapes, tortures and murders in their cosmetics and skincare products. Meanwhile Avon won't even put sulfates in their shit. Wow. Tough choice there, Mary!

"But if I order enough from Amazon, Jeff Bezos will love me and invite me aboard the Good Ship Lollipop to rape, torture and murder children with him and the rest of the 1%."

Uhm... 🤨

"But I have no choice but to order from Amazon."

But you're a goddamn rotten piece of shit LIAR. Shove your motherfucking excuses up your dirty cunt.

When you buy a physical book you own that shit. When you buy the digital "rights" to have a copy on your motherfucking goddamn piece of shit KKKindle you get it until Jeff Bezos decides you don't need to read that, sweetie. Dangerous ideas! IDIOTS! Amazon will be the death of you and I shall GIGGLE!

A stinky pussy is a sad pussy.

Survivor 50? That the new Regime reality TV gameshow to amuse the 1%? Americans over 50 compete in challenges to the death for the right to survive. The winner gets executed in the street by ICE. Lovely!

OK is relative. I'm home.

Where the fuck are those people hiding?

I woke up wishing I was dead again so it must be another day that ends in why in the fuck did you lousy motherfuckers allow him back in the goddamn White House?

Police your own pussy.

"I just wanted to make sure nobody could have an abortion."

And now you never get to vote again, bitch. Shoulda minded ya own fucking business and policed your OWN pussy!

Should. Won't. I hate this fucking country.

Tried? Where you been?

Tried? Where you been?

🤭Amen!

Told. Everybody. So.

Okay well I'm bored. Ya'll go play with yourselves or something.

I fell out on the side of the road like I'd died cuz my sugar was all fucked up and I almost passed out. Half the country just drove on my like there's a dead body by the side of the road. Oh well. What's for lunch?

I got me some cookies. Almost died walking to get 'em and they're the shitty kind but that's okay. They don't carry the good peanut butter and chocolates one anymore because those would make me happy and we can't have that kind of mayhem.

Republicans done grabbed your right to vote by the pussy, ladies. 😂 Make me a sammich, heifer!

Eat more dirty pussy.

Gross. Alpha Dom followed me. Alpha Dom got his little pussy ass blocked.

I can't ever get that diet orange soda I want because my grocery doesn't know how to keep shit in stock so I got me some regular today from Dollar Tree because come on, stroke!

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