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I think they might be a perfect vehicle, once you do the light blue wave airbrushing on the exterior

Arrived at the time in my life where I inexplicably deeply badly need to purchase a Subaru Baja

Engaging in the age-old humiliation ritual of updating my CV

About once a week I’ll see this guy carrying a 6-quart Cambro of (tomato-based?) soup down the busy street, and I just think that’s a beautiful thing

As god intended

❤️❤️❤️

Rest in piss, Dick Cheney

It’s cool that people are canceling their Spotify subscriptions because they’re running ICE ads, but then posting about it on Instagram, a platform that also runs ICE ads

Dumped a bunch of hemp seeds into my Frosted Flakes this morning, ask me for more nutrition advice~

Love to emphatically vote YES for the parks levy and basically any other social good funded with property taxes. I don’t own a house and never will, it doesn’t matter to me. You say, oh, well won’t your landlord raise your rent? Baby, my landlord raises the rent no matter. 💁🏼

Why Biden’s White House Press Secretary Is Leaving the Democratic Party Karine Jean-Pierre feels that Democrats were so mean to Biden that she is becoming an Independent.

Kinda crazy that no matter who is in the White House, they always manage to hire press secretaries that have literal rocks for brains

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Out: women with digestive issues
In: women with sinus issues

Unfortunate current events have cause to remind me that Little Dark Age still really whips

Allowing myself a moment to stop dreading the state of everything to inject pure uncut schadenfreude into my veins as more details emerge in the Billups illegal gambling/insider betting indictments

Albanian Bruce

What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...

I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...

Guess I’m glad that Platner is getting milkshake ducked before being elected into a crucial seat and not after (e.g., Fetterman).

Hitting an annoying disequilibrium of t-shirts that are getting too tatty to wear outside but are not quite falling apart enough to justify throwing them out.

September and October are always the most intense work months of my year where I’m working 10-18 hour days, so I get to enjoy a naturally sharp decrease in my media consumption, which would be fine if crazy bad shit didn’t always seem to happen around now.

If we’re gonna do our own Years of Lead can we also do the historically concurrent cinema renaissance?

Sorry to report my brain left my body while prepping dinner earlier and I forgot how to truss properly and accidentally did the shibari chicken meme

Honey Don’t! was really fun. It was like going to the movies in 2005. Classic Coen-esque setup of dumb criminals in a small town, charming actors, great sets and costumes, and a tight 89 minute runtime— hard to ask for more at the theater anymore.

Perhaps it speaks poorly of me and my deep-seated distrust of the internet information ecosystem anymore but if the last week(years??) has taught me anything it’s to spend a few minutes researching a person before blindly reskeeting/reposting their content

The one kinda upshot of being terminally online is that you’re not for one second fooled by the reputation laundering attempt of Chris Rufo writing a twee puff piece about the beauty of train travel and posted by the Free Press in IG-digestible slides, unlike, well, many of my Instagram friends

A completely zero stakes annoyance of mine is that for its bespoke short-linking domain name, NYT chose to deliberately misspell it as nyti[.]ms using the ccTLD for Montserrat instead of nytim[.]es using the ccTLD for Spain.

Love to live in the world where we need to regularly play the guessing game: illegal fireworks or gunfire?

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I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead

Dreaming of the interregnum we could have had

More than four out of five Americans, 83%, said they were concerned about the cost of groceries, with 46% saying they were very concerned. Some 47% said they were worried about being able to pay their rent or mortgage, 64% said they were worried about affording an unexpected medical expense. About 48% said they believed they would have trouble affording an unexpected $500 bill without borrowing. One in four said it would be "very difficult" A quarter of those surveyed said they spent at least three hours a day worrying about their finances and ability to afford basic necessities. Another 25% of respondents said they or someone in their household had skipped meals in the past year in order to make ends meet, and 26% said they had fallen behind on their monthly bills over the past year.

Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like

And like yes he has been very steady with his support of IS, but if you look at that within the whole scope of his career and votes it makes evident these choices sit outside a fairly ideologically consistent record. (Maybe not that ‘05 yea for suspension of habeus corpus tho, that was fucking wild)

I think history will say that Wyden was a fairly influential/important politician given his steadfast work on some heavy wide-reaching issues like internet freedoms, govt surveillance, etc but damn if this isn’t one of the handful of very baffling positions/votes he’s made in his tenure.