Catherine Slaughter, M.Sc.

“I’m gonna make this house HUGE” *smash cut to the absolute void of a living room*

the first floor plan you build after learning the motherlode cheat in the sims 4

Conservatives love saying “not everyone should be going to college anyway” as if the call isn’t coming from inside the house

I know the suppression of academic freedom needs to be the headline of this oklahoma thing but I can‘t get over the immense secondhand embarrassment from reading that damn essay

We need to cultivate and encourage normal intelligence before we layer things with artificial intelligence.

okay i did it i hope you all have not lead me astray here

The "say the line, bart!" meme from the simpsons, wherein the students are saying "Say the line, cosmologists" and bart simpson responds "the uncertainties are still too great to resolve the hubble tension"

Do I put this in my journal club presentation tomorrow? 🔭

Walz on calling for Trump to release MRI results: "Here we got a guy on Thanksgiving where we spent time with our families, ate, played Yahtzee. This guy is apparently in a room ranting. It's not normal behavior. It's not healthy. Has anyone in history ever had an MRI & had no idea what it was for?"

I was watching ski slalom with my in laws last week and was LOCKED in! Have y’all heard of this Mikaela Shiffrin? She’s CRAZY!!! What do you MEAN you won’t watch women‘s sports???

(I’ve skied twice in my life)

More basketball on TV? More hockey? More baseball? Softball? Rugby? Oh my lobster is too buttery and my steak too juicy

You claim to love sport but shit on women’s leagues? Idk man it sounds like you just like staring at other men. More power to you, of course, but I love watching sports so much I simply do not care about the gender of the people playing

ftr en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remigra...

Gov Walz is saying what we’ve been saying. If the president is this erratic, then the public deserves to know what is going on. Four simple words: show the MRI results.

If Trump is fine, prove it. If he isn’t, step aside.

What a great headline

fucking brewers

Hey that’s me

“You’ll regret complaining about the heat come January” I simply will not. Pinky promise.

“November,” a play in two lines:

Family Member: …it’s a balmy 65 down here today, are you regretting the move to Minneso-

Me: Cold is but a state of mind. Hot is an oppressive force unequaled by anything else man or nature could conjure. Your weakness in the face of adversity is not mine.

END

I will not put one of Av* Lo*b's books in the white elephant this year. I will not put one of Av* Lo*b's books in the white elephant this year. I will not put one of Av* Lo*b's books in the white elephant this year. I will not put one of Av* Lo*b's books in the white elephant this year. I will not p

Is THE BAT X conscious? Does Steamer love me? Would ZiPS consider me a friend? Will OOPSY invite me to its wedding?

Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)

RTs appreciated.

“in space, no one will hear me fart”

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

dude love goes absolutely crazy. hard as fuck. have u heard abt this

Fifteen Years

i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

reddit is EXACTLY the forum to do this, imo 😂

Is this the one with the duck parade?

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable