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It’s only been 60 Days of this Shit!

That envy is eating Porsha aliveeeee hunni 🤣😭 #RHOA

I’m “pay extra for convenience” years old.

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When asked about TJ’s sheer shirt, AJ said “it was appropriate for him to wear it” . We picked up what you put down AJ🤣🤣🤣🤣 lawd AJ is a ki #WWHL #RHOP

she went through more effort to disprove Mia’s lies than she TJ. She pulled them text messages out real quick

It’s vv clear that Stacey paid TJ because no way could a man lie on me like that and I’m not pulling my phone out to clear everything up!! #RHOP

I think you should watch it. AJ had me rolling 🤣

I’m looking at AJ’s reactions because Stacey is standing ten toes down with her rehearsed lies #WWHL #RHOP

What a wonderful, restful, joyous Christmas it’s been 🥰

Half-time show babyyyy! #beyoncebowl

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Everybody getting sick. Stay yall ass from around me.

Barbershop conversations are mentally depleting 😭. Listening to them pontificate on 9/11 conspiracies is 🤯. Intelligence is not in this building 😭

The hitting children convo is always frustrating because no matter how much sense you’re making, no matter how many facts you present, somebody will always come up with a reason to RKO their kids. “I turned out fine!” No you didn’t bitch.

I pop back over there for the mess 🤣. It’s the only “ex” I’ll ever visit 😭

This gif is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Aaliyah cannot be bothered 💅🏾🤣

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I can understand Jay-Z disassociating himself from Diddy however, if he is/was privy to some of the crimes alleged, wouldn’t the “young family man from Marcy” be morally responsible for reporting so atrocities?!?

Ray tried his hardest to cover for her in that moment. I know he’s tired and probably secretly wanting her to be sat down😭

Karen, I’m not sure if you and your attorneys had knowledge of this bodycam footage but miss mamas you probably should’ve opted for the citations, fines and license revocation from jump. Nobody cares if Andy Cohen calls you the “Grand Dame”; Conor damn sure didn’t #RHOP

I’m always curious about why adults try to “rush” children into certain social interactions/situations. I guess “age appropriate” doesn’t really mean anything because this society barely recognizes age of consent.

Normally, December is a quiet month at work. Once was full of holiday celebrations is now filled with endless meetings and trainings. I’m thinking of extending my PTO days.

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

Round em up!

She’s doing anything to stay relevant since Michael put that gag order on her #RHOP

Well-known Virginia Tech professor dies at 81 Virginia Tech professor and poet, Nikki Giovanni, has died at the age of 81.

Virginia Tech professor and poet, Nikki Giovanni, has died at the age of 81.

🤣🤣🤣 I knew what you meant sis! Jay was wild with that infantilization of himself.

My back hurts.

Happy Thanksgiving! I’m MF tied from cooking and hosting! #blacksky