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@theactualbrian.bsky.social

I am the Brian, thy Brian. Thou shalt have no other Brians before me! Sorry, but I don't do DMs.

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You could have stopped at "didn't plan."

04.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bibi needs it to stay out of jail and Trump is already bored with it.

04.03.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MRFF Inundated with Complaints of Gleeful Commanders Telling Troops Iran War is β€œPart of God’s Divine Plan” to Usher in the Return of Jesus Christ β€œThis morning ourΒ commander opened up the combat readiness status briefingΒ by urging us to not be β€œafraid” as to what is happening with ourΒ combat operations in IranΒ right now. He urged us toΒ tell our...

Over 200 complaints today.

Giddy "Christian" commanders telling troops they're fighting a holy war to bring about Armageddon in Iran and Trump was chosen by Jesus.

Time to protect and defend the Constitution both foreign and domestic.

www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/2026/03/mrff...

04.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, no.

It's two separate posts, but I don't think the second one is facetious, which is pretty sad.

Oh man, your favorite cartoon spaceship was snubbed!

04.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In this case, bored Brits, maybe children or just "adults" on the dole, thinking they're better than Americans because they fell for bait.

It's pathetic.

Today they've deleted all of it and are bragging to their childish following.

03.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe if you had referenced Klingons.
I mean, this isn't really mental stability.

03.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How's that working out for you?

03.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, nothing. You've got nothing.
Got it.

03.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump likely wants domestic attacks to justify Martial law.

03.03.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're trolls, the lot of them.
They're children who crave negative attention.

Look at the original posters posts, nothing but quote posting, trying to bait people out.

They spent all day doing this.
They have no other life.
It's pathetic.

03.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or maybe a swallow.

03.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO!

This is the Internet! No one wants to see cat videos!!!

😁 Adorable.

03.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's pretty much it.

They've been marginalized and forced to hide who they are for so long and now Trump comes along and tells them it's ok to be themselves.

Typically, that's a good thing, but not when you're intolerant and filled with hate.

It really is a perfect analog.

03.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wonder how many times they got off imagining that people were mad?

03.03.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that was fun for like 3 seconds, but it's painfully obvious that you're nothing more than a run of the mill troll.

Goodbye.

03.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep that lotion and crusty sock handy!

03.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did, however, have fun reporting tons of your posts and blocking all those who thought it was funny.

Sorry if you have to start over again soon. I'm sure the other freaks on 4-chan will keep supporting your efforts.

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03.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I knew I could bait them in.

It's the ego. They have to believe they're better than anyone else (online.)
They don't realize the online part though, because they think so this is real.

Yeah my dude, I'm "rattled."
You SOOOOOO rattled me.
I'm quaking in my boots over a very typical and sad troll.

03.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...because that's the only type of attention that ever got your parents to pay attention to you.

Seriously. Show this to a mental health professional. They'll tell you it's unhealthy.

Seek help now.

03.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, seriously, do you not realize that this is the kind of thing only the mind of a child finds amusing?

On top of that, it's basic. Just run of the mill trolling. Noting special. So, you're doing it for attention. Mummy and Daddy ignored you and now you desperately seek negative attention...

03.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you're all so very clever.

Get off the dole and do something with your life.

The mighty Brian had spoken!

03.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, you publicly piss yourself and then think you're clever because you "made" people react?

Does British health care cover mental health? Take this, all of it, to a psychologist. Show it to them. Get help.

If you think you're normal and not seriously disturbed, what could it hurt to show them?

03.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found an exceptionally pathetic troll.

They're British, give no indication of that and amuse themselves by feeling superior when people fall for their bait.

They spent a day doing this.

What a waste of skin and oxygen.

03.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We're fucked.

The fastest way through this is systemic collapse/bloody revolution.

Otherwise, it's just the politicians invested in the current system being trusted to reform the system that empowers them.

03.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From doubts about nuke talks to an Air Force One flight, what led up to Trump's order to strike Iran President Donald Trump says he was not pleased with the way that negotiations with Iran were proceeding. That was Friday afternoon.

You're spot on, except he doesn't seem to have been sleeping.

He does a lot of drugs and sleeps in, so seemingly wide awake at the time and likely high as a kite.

apnews.com/article/iran...

03.03.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why bother?
They can get away with anything.

They don't know why they would or how to do it. They're incompetent.

03.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His final, Gaza solution.

02.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would say that he doesn't care because he knows he'll simply never give up power, but he doesn't care anyways.

It's everyone around him who would have stopped him who don't care now, because they know there's a plan to never give up power.

02.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0