David Baker

“Make it so spicy that it becomes a challenge” I think I just found my new life motto. Maybe I’ll even get a tramp stamp 👍🏻

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DIY Remodeling tip: Always double your budget, triple your timeline, and mentally prepare to hate every person you live with by week two. #remodelmedia

YouTube video by RemodelMedia This VINTAGE Bathroom Got a MODERN Makeover… But Did They Do It Right?!

Could use some boosting on this video on YouTube.

This VINTAGE Bathroom Got a MODERN Makeover… But Did They Do It Right?!
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Went on a job interview today. It went really well. I was the only person who showed up for the meeting so I decided I’m hired.

Listen, all I’m saying is, when your behavior is so extreme you make Switzerland 🇨🇭 pick a side, maybe it’s time for some self reflection. Hmm? 🤔

YouTube video by RemodelMedia David Spades Hilarious Opening Ceremony at Design Construction Week in Las Vegas

For those that missed the livestream, David Spade’s Hilarious Opening Ceremony at Design Construction Week in Las Vegas
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Some cats make it to 19-20. That means you could have at least another decade. Besides tell him he has to more than outlast Trumps presidency just out of spite.

I’ve seen it used in a sort of ironic way like “oh no that’s terrible but I’m still laughing” or even a “I can’t believe that just happened to me but I’m laughing anyway” sort of context.

Is the question which one is older or which one more mature cuz those are 2 diff things 😂

My brain does weird things

A while back someone used AI to translate a section of one of Hitler’s speeches into English. And it should surprise no one that the words and phrasing sounded a lot like Donald Trump. So I wonder if we did this with all of Hitler speeches would we have fewer maga or More Nazis?

There’s a yeast infection joke in here somewhere. I can smell it.

The $5000 check is about as real as the cheaper eggs I keep hearing so much about. If I get a $5k check and eggs get below $3 a dozen I’ll dress head to toe in maga merch and sieg heil my way down main street that’s how sure I am it’s not going to happen.

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Look on the bright side. At least now it’s socially acceptable to clap 👏 when the airplane lands. 🛬

Oh they are. It’s just not the right people getting their shit rocked is the problem.

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Me too. Like an actual marionette.

Telemarketers 🙄, am i right ? #remodelmedia #respectthewhisk

What confuses me is the sheer number of farmers, conservative teachers, & union members that are complaining about voting for Trump because he’s cutting their programs & making their lives harder, which he said he would do. It was an open book test. They’re getting what they voted for. Why complain?

Listen I know that the Chiefs are losing 27 to zip, but even if they lose Trump will just call it rigged and sign an executive order saying they won. #superbowl

That coffee mate dancing tongue 👅 commercial was…something #SuperBowl

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I’m 45 and I stil say it. Do what you want. Say the phrase you want to say.

Ah yes. The fundamentalist Christian patriarchal shame runs deep. And it sneaks up when you least expect it. I have to catch myself sometimes.

What about if I sing I’m a little teapot 🫖 complete with choreography? What am I then?

You know what you should get? You should definitely get down to business…to defeat…the Huns.