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Senate is back in session today.
1/ So a quick 🧵on where things are at on the shutdown.
You get a lot of propaganda and spin thrown at you, so I want to give you the real, behind-the-scenes tea.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
11.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 14321 🔁 3431 💬 265 📌 230Keep saying oligarchs!
10.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wut
10.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is no Bovina, Massachusetts.
09.10.2025 11:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Airports are experiencing massive staffing shortages because of the Trump shutdown.
House Republicans remain on vacation.
Get back to work so we can reopen the government!
#RepublicanHealthCareCrisis
Can a case be dismissed at arraignment?
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Ok incel 😂
26.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0!!!!!!
23.09.2025 12:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s selling timeshares? 🤷♂️
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This appears to be their “source” 🤷♂️
11.09.2025 14:57 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Hopefully some resourceful smartass will identify the pill by morning.
08.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah that’s weird
31.08.2025 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
BREAKING: An email shared with The Associated Press shows "Alligator Alcatraz" will likely be empty within days.
27.08.2025 16:52 — 👍 499 🔁 156 💬 57 📌 45Oh the chewmanity!
27.08.2025 15:23 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A Minneapolis hospital says it is treating five children injured from a shooting at a Catholic school.
27.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 542 🔁 165 💬 32 📌 45I’m celebrating the total exoneration of the sammich community!
27.08.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I saw a couple of reddit posts with the same observation this morning
He’s known as a man of few words
27.08.2025 13:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The mini crossword seems to have gone from free to subscription this morning 🤷♂️
27.08.2025 13:03 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 1The Cankles regime has presented ZERO evidence establishing any connection to MS-13. Unless you believe an obviously photoshopped tattoo.
25.08.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Throw dog poop or bombs, not sammiches!
24.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m Sam Handwich and I approve this message.
21.08.2025 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m changing my name to MS BLT.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
15.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What happened in the beast? 🤔
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