Jesse Dean

do crabs think fish are flying

If RFK Jr. thinks he can find the cause of autism by September, they totally have the cure for cancer somewhere or COULD pull resources. I wish they would focus on finding answers for diagnoses that actually NEED curing and not neurodivergence!! There is nothing about our autism that needs curing 😭

Sorry for this. FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT. My daughter is not a political pawn to be used to incite hate. She's a beautiful vibrant young woman who spreads love and joy to all around her.
Transgender is not a crime. It's a truth. Yet some are so adverse to the truth they feed on lies and hate. 💙♥️🏳️‍🌈✊️

RFK Jr. is contributing so much misinformation about autism. Once again people are arguing about vaccines instead of fighting for much needed resources and support systems.

BREAKING NEWS: i’m gay

unpopular opinion: tipping culture is stupid. businesses need to pay people livable wages.

me: more friends would be nice
also me: i hate talking to people

overthinking should at least burn calories

For years economists told us that the country would face a recession under President Biden. It never happened.

Just six weeks into Trump's term, however, we are now on the verge of economic turmoil.

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou

we’ve all been through enough trauma to last 10 lifetimes

A close-up of a corner of a painting. It shows a tiger swallowtail butterfly with tattered wings and various wild flowers and irises framing the bottom. The flowers look like they’re sketched out with charcoal and filled in with watercolor, but it’s actually all done with oil paint.

Here’s a sneak peek at a painting I just finished! I wanted the background to look like a mixture of charcoal and watercolor, and I’m super happy with how it turned out.

Aww that’s such a spot on name for it! I love the stripes on the wings. It looks so real too, like it actually landed on the canvas while you were painting.

This is beautiful! It has a very calm vibe too it and I love the butterfly! What kind is it? (:

weed is love weed is life

if someone says what Elon did isn’t the salute, tell them to record themselves doing it and post it online. then make fun of them when they won’t.

a close up of a brown dog with the words huh on the bottom right ALT: a close up of a brown dog with the words huh on the bottom right

“impeach trump instead of complaining on the internet”

do i look like i work in congress? was i elected to a seat in the senate without my knowledge?

i wrote troll but please understand that i meant b*tch

a cancer survivor took time out of her day to write a rude paragraph to me

imagine almost dying and then using the extra time you were blessed with to troll

“i was spanked and i turned out fine”

no you didn’t. you just turned into an adult that thinks it’s okay to hit kids.

why do we say “i’m gonna take a shit”

where are you taking it? i don’t know about you, but i leave my shit in the toilet.

it should be “i’m gonna leave a shit”

PS: It’s quite funny how these people whine about an atheists jokes when they can’t even use someone’s chosen pronoun.

“Quit calling god ‘Sky Daddy!’ Would you talk about Islam like that?”

Yes, actually.

why do people click into your snapchat convo when you’re still actively typing? i can’t finish my thought when your bitmoji is staring at me like 👁️👄👁️

never half ass what you can full ass

“Are you seeing anyone”

like dating or hallucinations?

It was assigned the Gulf of Mexico at birth, so that’s what I’ll be calling it.

i am in fact one of those options