Chris Kohler

whoops, you enjoyed a video game! classic blunder!

I’m currently reading Minesweeper by @kyleor.land and digging it. @kohler.bsky.social also wrote a great Final Fantasy V book and of course I recommend Reyan Ali’s NBA Jam.

So grab this deal before it’s gone!

intellivision butt crack

Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right

Let's make some charitable donations!

It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"

He's nice

This book is an incredible banger and hugely influential on my own work.

I'd like to wish a happy belated 60th anniversary to the inciting garbage disposal incident of Alice's Restaurant, which took place on Thanksgiving 1965.

Can confirm good book, great deep dive into the best of the Finals Fantasy

Power-Up "Chris Kohler brings the passionate intensity of a hardcore fan to his writing, but he also has the background knowledge and the critical facilities to explore video games as an industry, as a medium,...

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Final Fantasy V by Chris Kohler Release Date: October 24, 2017176 pagesISBN 13: 978-1-940535-18-0 When Final Fantasy V was released for the Japanese Super Famicom in 1992, the fantasy role-playing game was an instant hit, selling tw...

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Q: Why can I find these on Amazon?

A: Those sellers hold your lives as cheaply as they do their shoddy goods

Q: Did you see the meme with the Hallelujah lyrics about this?

A: Yes, those all came from a response to when I originally Tweeted this in 2020

Q: Why would anyone want one of these?

A: In America we have Christmas lights that daisy-chain together. (Each strand has a fuse at the end of the string, so it's safe.) People staple a ton of lights up on their roof, go to plug them in, see they did it backwards, and assume they need an "adapter"

'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."

I'm pretty sure I started the Forbidden Cable stuff when I tweeted this in 2020!

'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."

Might be a great idea to talk to a tax prep professional who specializes in this - I did this for many years and there are a LOT of business expenses you might not be considering that would come right off the top of your income. They may save you more money than it costs to pay them.

Hell of a deal for a great box of stuff with an awesome game inside!

you changed it TO Latrine?

Oh yeah if it doesn't scan what are you even doing

As I said!

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Making of Karateka physical for Switch is also very cheap on Woot right now!

@pkrockin.bsky.social : "I just got .hack/Infection."

@philsalv.bsky.social : "Ah. I know that one from the beginning of alphabetical games lists."

it's thanksgiving at my house

Rewind-scumming my way through Ninja Gaiden II

My contribution to this was pretty much limited to coming up with "Buffetlians," but you gotta admit that's pretty good

Oh, as if I were not aware!

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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya