lambchopsandwich ⛺️

Thank you everyone for birthday wishes I won’t respond to them because I can’t talk to people and I will only be able to give the same generic answer for everyone👍

It’s my birthday hooray 🎉

FA post time bitches, likes and reposts would be great :3

I can definitely find matches in series but it’s as slow as jp x for me so I’d rather just have the harder practice and better power system that x rank has

Ever since they added anarchy powers finding series matches is slow and inconsistent because of powers and I can’t even find open matches sometimes (10+ minutes of queueing with no match one time).

Used to have a banger build but I’ve given up on trying to make a decent outfit so now I just wear an ugly cap and ugly shoes. I should bring back my old gear maybe that will make me magically better at the game

“STOP RIGHT THERE”
*descends from the sky*
“if you take another step forward... you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.”
*you move forward*
*explodes joy con with aura*
“Heh, you really thought you could defeat ME with that toy?”
*turns into alpha wolf*
*destroys you in anarchy open*

Ink armour

99% x rank 1% anarchy. I can’t reliably get matches in open and series except sometimes on evenings and I will play ANY rotation in x rank, doesn’t matter what maps (huge bias for zones, the rest I don’t really care which I play)

My average jp x rank game

Is that 7 deltarunes on the taskbar I can’t tell because they are all made of 5 pixels

YouTube video by Rany 4 Tent Pros DOMINATE in Anarchy Open - Splatoon 3 CRE-M Tenta Brella

PEAK video alert! 🚨
(thumbnail by @romeolunar.bsky.social)
youtu.be/QHuB87SF7Go

Zooka tent on a vac cheese map

Nuh uh

On holiday for a week about to lose all my skill again 3k is NOT happening

Idk when third kits came out i only bought ctent and I still haven’t bought any other kit

Why can’t people just be nice is it really that hard

I’m playing a tickle gun

It might be because they broke shield after you brought it down on your screen and it was still open on their screen because of latency so it just disappears

Yeah the brella class kinda just does that👍

Not sure but I think they might be the pear

Some of these dread players should NOT be allowed to touch the game

Cream tent because it’s white

Sometimes I will die through shield 500 million times in one game but it’s ok 👍

Why do glooga players in particular get the magic potion of ignoring tent shield

Deer

Mini can be a slayer and support but people only do the support part because it’s easier. Kinda like people sitting back and spamming shield instead of going fast and surprising them

Nearly back, only took me over a week