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Bruce Penton

@thebrucepenton.bsky.social

Contortionist, Actor, Musician. Inventer of boneless pizza. Former member of Spice Girls. Creator of the Universe. I taught Michael Jackson how to Moon Walk.

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TACOboy is having to pay people to fill seats to pretend he has support at his parade. Here's the actual Craigslist ad in D.C. $1000 of his worthless crypto. NO exaggeration....https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html

12.06.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the most appropriate medium for this sculpture

19.05.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@godlessbitch.bsky.social

22.03.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is my final look for the film i just finished. I have Neil Young's chops.

19.03.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just wrapped on a physically demanding film. It's the glamour of acting. This is what happens when you don't wear shoes in the desert and climb around on rocks made of shredded glass. We got some great shot though. The film is in the can and everyone loved my work. Joshua Tree shoot.

19.03.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Democrats Release New Cringey 'Choose Your Fighter' Video #democrats #cringy #cringe #cringeworthy
YouTube video by Wes Austin Democrats Release New Cringey 'Choose Your Fighter' Video #democrats #cringy #cringe #cringeworthy

I am a life long Democrat until last night. Democrat leadership delivered MAGA to power because of their weakness and cowardice and stupidity.
Kamala The Dipshit said over and over "He's just not a serious candidate". I knew then we would get our asses kicked.
www.youtube.com/shorts/ljpR1...

07.03.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Non political post here.
Totally self promoting..
I'm playing a lead role in an Indie Short called Emma Is Sleeping. Shoot begins on the 13th in Joshua Tree/29 Palms. My role has steadily expanded in the film, and I was just asked to fill the role of AD (Assistant Director). It's a great credit.

06.03.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By looking at his profile I'd say a story about a graffiti artist that gets caught graffitiing a Waffle House, loses his wife, goes to therapy and realizes his graffiti is actually his unhealthy way of self actualization. In the end he gets back with his wife but dies young due to a lung disease. ?

18.02.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a longing in her eyes and a certain uneasiness.
Your work always feels like there is strong backstory.

18.02.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JUNE & JOHN Official Trailer (2025)
YouTube video by Movie Trailers Source JUNE & JOHN Official Trailer (2025)

I'm in this Luc Besson movie being released this Spring. I was lucky enough to be cast as a homeless person with a very dry sense of humor. Luc let me improv my lines instead of using the lines he wrote. My first shoot day was at his house.
Amazing fun!
youtu.be/XQ6LhgrzLP8?...

15.02.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't watch the Super Bowl because I love America.
I was tempted because I was hoping there would be one patriot there that would take care of our orange problem. Alas, it was only a one sided game with no good news for our country.

10.02.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Superbowl wish is that Emperor Dipshit doesn't make it to the 4th quarter alive.

09.02.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In order to advance myself as an actor, I will practicing my personal Method. It's a method of my own design.
I hope to one day create enough bullshit narrative and exercises to begin teaching it to unsuspecting actors.
For the remainder of today, I will be a fork.

09.02.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tomorrow morning ๐Ÿ“žโ˜Ž๏ธ

09.02.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Elon Musk was raised in apartheid South Africa. He and his family observed, endorsed, and enjoyed apartheid.

Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elonโ€™s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded inโ€ฆ

09.02.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5596    ๐Ÿ” 2216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 200    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108
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Who would have thought the fate of our 249 year-old Democracy would lie in the hands of a washed up reality star and a 19 year old?

08.02.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3866    ๐Ÿ” 947    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 217    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
A quote: "A fascist is one whose lust for money or power is combined with such an intensity of intolerance toward those of other races, parties, classes, religions, cultures, regions, or nations as to make him ruthless in his use of deceit or violence to attain his ends." - by Henry A. Wallace, Vice President of the United States

A quote: "A fascist is one whose lust for money or power is combined with such an intensity of intolerance toward those of other races, parties, classes, religions, cultures, regions, or nations as to make him ruthless in his use of deceit or violence to attain his ends." - by Henry A. Wallace, Vice President of the United States

๐Ÿงต I've read more than 60 books on WWII and authoritarian rise in my lifetime and, like many others, I've been screaming about Donald Trump's fascist tendencies for years now. But what, exactly, does it mean to be a fascist? And, is that an appropriate label for the current US President? You tell me!

09.02.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 872    ๐Ÿ” 395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Kayne West: โ€œIโ€™m a Nazi.โ€

Elon Musk: โ€œHold my ketamine.โ€

08.02.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3281    ๐Ÿ” 781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 267    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53
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Quick questionโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Yes, nothing says "I should be in charge of honoring America's fine arts at the Kennedy Center" quite like being a low-brow philistine schmuck who broke tradition by refusing to go to the Kennedy Center to honor America's artists. I just never thought I'd see Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan get the award.

08.02.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12449    ๐Ÿ” 2375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1691    ๐Ÿ“Œ 349

If it werenโ€™t for taxpayer dollars from CA, NY, IL, NJ et al red states would starve. At least 10 get 40-50% of their state budgets from the U.S. Treasury.

08.02.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿคฌ

08.02.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7812    ๐Ÿ” 2717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 522    ๐Ÿ“Œ 261

Every decent human being at the Super Bowl should take a knee during the National Anthem.

08.02.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36141    ๐Ÿ” 6042    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1701    ๐Ÿ“Œ 425
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Kash Patel Took $25,000 From Russia-Linked Firm to Appear on an Anti-FBI TV Series The documentary was produced by a filmmaker tied to Russian propaganda efforts.

SCOOP: Kash Patel took $25,000 from a production company with ties to Russia propaganda activity to appear in an anti-FBI docuseries. He did not respond to questions about this.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

07.02.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30347    ๐Ÿ” 13657    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1617    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1042

So, you're saying our spineless Democrat leaders did nothing of any real value. Democrat leadership needs real courage. I am ashamed of my Party. Weak, ineffective and cowardly.

08.02.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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