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"Operation Epic Fury" sounds like something that goes on in Donny's diaper multiple times a day

More like "Operation Epstein Fury" it's a *Wag the Dog* tactic!

and then, in the middle of the night, we all found out that — holy fucking shit — the fucking idiot has now taken us to an unprovoked and illegal war with Iran, because ‘obliterated.’

LITTLE DONNY WARMONGER AND HIS SHITHOLE STOOGES KEEP USING THE WORD 'OBLITERATED.' I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE DUMBFUCKERY FROM THE LAST SEVEN DAYS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4laTQLF

Iran has a line of succession, just as we do — so there’s going to be some Vice Ayatollah Couchfuck McTurban ready to take over, and be just as repressive a bastard as Khamenei was. but Donny can’t be bothered by any of that ‘what comes next’ shit. he’s just going to wipe his hands and throw the Iranian people to the wolves, because psychopaths gonna psychopath.

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI IS DEAD, BUT DONNY HAS NO PLAN FOR WHAT COMES NEXT, BECAUSE HE'S A BRAINLESS DUMBFUCK WHO SHOOTS FIRST AND THINKS NEVER. GOOD LUCK, IRANIAN PEOPLE — YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. I LAY IT ALL OUT IN TODAY'S VERY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3OFYhSA

a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong? spoiler alert: every fucking thing

here's today's post: "a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong?" — spoiler alert: every fucking thing.
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Wildlife World Zoo in Arizona recently welcomed Jellybean, a baby pygmy hippo named in a public candy-themed contest to match her mother, Lollipop, and father, Tootsie Roll.

The zoo’s breeding program aims to help protect pygmy hippos, an endangered species much smaller than the common river hippo.

Mideast clashes breach Olympic truce as athletes gather for Winter Paralympic Games Fighting intensified in the Middle East during the Olympic truce, in effect through March 15. Flights are being disrupted as athletes and families converge on Italy for the Winter Paralympics.

Fighting intensified in the Middle East during the Olympic truce, in effect through March 15. Flights are being disrupted as athletes and families converge on Italy for the Winter Paralympics.

Trump ties Iran strikes to claims that Tehran interfered in U.S. elections President Donald Trump suggested Saturday that his military strike against Iran may have been driven in part by claims that the country interfered in the last two U.S. presidential elections.

When other presidents would be in the situation room, Trump in Mar a Lago took to social media to link the Iranian bombardment with the Big Lie.
Trump posted an article asserting that “Iran tried to interfere in 2020, 2024 elections to stop Trump, and now faces renewed war with United States.”

Spring’s arrival and time change: March marks new beginnings - The Weather Network After what has felt like a long and challenging winter for so many across the country, there’s a lot to look forward to in March.

March 1 marks the beginning of meteorological spring 🌸

Although it might not seem like it when you step outside, spring is just around the corner, Canada!

March 1 marks the beginning of meteorological spring, while we officially celebrate the equinox on March 20.

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Spring’s arrival and time change: March marks new beginnings - The Weather Network After what has felt like a long and challenging winter for so many across the country, there’s a lot to look forward to in March.

March 1 marks the beginning of meteorological spring 🌸

Although it might not seem like it when you step outside, spring is just around the corner, Canada!

March 1 marks the beginning of meteorological spring, while we officially celebrate the equinox on March 20.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei iron grip on Iran ends after ruler's death at 86 | CBC News The 36-year rule of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in Iran has come to end after both the American government and Iranian state media confirmed his death on Saturday. The supreme leader is being remembered as...

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei dead at 86, ending his iron grip on Iran

Supreme leader killed on Saturday, Iranian state media announced, in Israeli-U.S. air strikes

Parisa Hafezi · Thomson Reuters · Posted: Feb 28, 2026 9:39 PM CST |

www.cbc.ca/news/world/a...

US-Israel war on Iran: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei confirmed dead by state media – latest reports US president says Khamenei’s death is ‘justice for the people of Iran’ as he repeats call for regime change

US-Israel war on Iran: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei confirmed dead by state media – latest reports

US president says Khamenei’s death is ‘justice for the people of Iran’ as he repeats call for regime change

www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Polymarket Iran Bets Hit $529 Million as New Wallets Draw Notice As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing in. Almost immediately, blockchain sleuths began hunting for unusual patterns in recent bets.

As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing in

This aged well

The real reason for Trump's Iran bombing Trump is nothing if not self-interested. His attack against Iran helps him and his party more than meets the eye.

"Trump doesn’t care about election interference. So why would he invoke Iran meddling in our election as he bombs the country? Put simply, he is trying to validate the claim that our elections are not secure as a pretext to usurp control of our elections in the name of national security.”

No Kings As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

Well, this should be a record-breaking day nokings.org

Iran vows ‘no leniency’ as it launches reprisal attacks on Israel and US air bases Tehran says strikes on country, which targeted key leaders and have killed at least 80 children, breach UN charter

Iran
Iran vows ‘no leniency’ as it launches reprisal attacks on Israel and US air bases

Tehran says strikes on country, which targeted key leaders and have killed at least 80 children, breach UN charter

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

War on Iran: how the US-Israeli bid for regime change unfolded Coordinated daylight assault on Tehran sparked Iranian retaliation and plunged the region into wider conflict

US-Israel war on Iran
War on Iran: how the US-Israeli bid for regime change unfolded
Coordinated daylight assault on Tehran sparked Iranian retaliation and plunged the region into wider conflict

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

A world on edge as Trump bombs Iran and triggers war in the Middle East. There was no need for this | Simon Tisdall We cannot know where this foolish, reckless attack will end – but new hatreds will be seeded, terrorist vendettas sown and, ultimately, little will be achieved, says Guardian foreign affairs commentat...

Opinion

A world on edge as Trump bombs Iran and triggers war in the Middle East. There was no need for this

We cannot know where this foolish, reckless attack will end – but new hatreds will be seeded, terrorist vendettas sown and, ultimately, little will be achieved
Sat 28 Feb 2026 10.46 GMT

Madeira’s Magical, Mist-ical Forest Plus a Star Wars Adventure: Flâneur vs. Storm Troopers

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Good ~ Evening 😊

Visiting the Fanal forest is not simply taking a walk in the woods.

#StressBreak

The laurels thrive in the steep inner hills of the island where the ocean air rises and cools, creating a near-perpetual mist that swirls and lingers.

@freebo.bsky.social #StressBreak

I realized I had never been in a forest like this before. It felt otherworldly. No — it felt other-timely. Indeed, most of humanity had never walked beneath such trees, for the forest was gone from Europe before even Neanderthals arrived on the scene.

@freebo.bsky.social #StressBreak

I realized I had never been in a forest like this before. It felt otherworldly. No — it felt other-timely. Indeed, most of humanity had never walked beneath such trees, for the forest was gone from Europe before even Neanderthals arrived on the scene.

Madeira’s Magical, Mist-ical Forest Plus a Star Wars Adventure: Flâneur vs. Storm Troopers

@freebo.bsky.social

Good ~ Evening 😊

Visiting the Fanal forest is not simply taking a walk in the woods.

#StressBreak

The laurels thrive in the steep inner hills of the island where the ocean air rises and cools, creating a near-perpetual mist that swirls and lingers.

@freebo.bsky.social

#StressBreak

The ancient trees of the Fanal forest on the volcanic island of Madeira.

Fanal Forestry Station, Porto Moniz, Portugal

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They look so magical 🤩

YouTube video by Anna Platz War: What is it good for? Absolutely Nothing (Edwin Starr)

#MutualMusic #AntiWar #DropAcidNotBombs #NoNukes

War: What is it good for? Absolutely Nothing (Edwin Starr)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmNX...

YouTube video by aGarageFlower The Byrds - Draft Morning \ Wasn't Born To Follow

Time for #Mutualmusic 🎶There's NO rules so play anything you like. Please include the #MutualMusic tag so everyone following the tag can enjoy your picks too. Sadly looks like war in the Middle East. So tonight I'm doing Anti-War songs. ✌️😌🎶
youtu.be/ltnbnKv7ans?...

YouTube video by GopnikComm Dropkick Murphys- Green Fields of France (Lyric Video)

I see by your headstone you were only 19
#MutualMusic youtu.be/lFpmFEtTXLo?...

Photos: The world responds to war Scenes of confusion, fear, celebration, destruction, and protest.

Photos: The World Responds to War

Scenes of confusion, fear, celebration, destruction, and protest.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...