Danielle Sepulveres

Clay Holmes

The WBC jerseys are so terrible

Team USA baby what are you doing

Walk into a bar and first person I meet is a retired baseball player

Sitting on a beach in 77 degree weather with my eyes closed while my best friend sits next to me reading my latest script and loling is truly my peak existence

I was there. It did not feel…good. But I want to be wrong.

It’s the 7th inning of a spring training game which means I no longer recognize the names of anyone on the field and there’s a pitcher with a 27.00 ERA on the mound

I AM AT A BASEBALL GAME

Moments like these make me feel for just a second that everything might be all right

I just had one of those moments where you laugh so hard at something that your stomach hurts and you’re also crying and then no sound is coming out and then you pause get composure momentarily and it starts all over again.

I swear it’s improved my sleep

I’m in Florida with some of the people I love most in this ridiculous world, it’s perfect weather, and I get to watch baseball games in person all weekend.

Look I’m not trying to say I’m skilled at manifesting but this morning at the airport I texted my guy to say I need impeachment solely bc I can’t stand looking at Noem’s hideous face on all the TV screens and midway through my flight he texted me and was like uhhhhh ask and you shall receive?

Would never sound fake to me

I am in a tuxedo

Absolutely livid because I’m at the airport and no one is wearing a three piece suit

😎

Why does every time I pack feel like the first time I’ve ever been tasked with such a responsibility

I won a poetry contest in middle school with a poem entitled Statement of Peace from a Concerned Girl

I REMEMBER

I was a butt double once on a TV show

It is wild how hard the opening credits song lyric “Newwwwww version of you I need a new version of meeeeee” still goes. I am instantly back in time watching Felicity for the first time.

Just officially turned my OOO on

Like a toddler who can’t get to the point of the story without 86 digressions

Yes I ramble in my voice notes and yes it’s adorable

this is so real

I swear there was a time you used to be able to post a tame little anecdote on social media and it didn’t end with having to block a weirdo who is enraged you didn’t specify the color M&Ms you referenced in the story

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