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If Congress approves a limited run of Charlie Kirk coins (being limited and all), they would probably appreciate in value up to...erm...$3K.

In light of the Kimmel/Disney fiasco, progressives need a catchphrase like "go woke, go broke."

Submitted for your approval: "Go Fash, Lose Cash".

I'm creating a database of people who created a database of people who quoted Charlie Kirk verbatim, because First Amendment, bitches.

So if I understand this correctly, the Fuentes "Groyper" faction was warring against the Kirk "TPUSA" faction.

Basically, this is Blood/Crips for white incels.

It's an apocryphal story, but as the crowd scattered in sheer panic in Orem two days ago, a person shouted "BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL!", and from where I sit, that's Peak 2025™.

This former model, with no background in history, has been put in charge of curating what is "appropriate" at the National Museum of African American History.

Any Dems who don’t have this attitude should exit politics now:

He's Johnny Manziel 2.0.

It's perfect.

In other legal news today, Grammy Award-winning hip-hop artist, Olympic Gold Medalist, and Michelin 3-star restaurateur George Santos has been sentenced to 7 years in prison for fraud.

In a statement, Santos said he hopes to be released in time for production of his new bio-pic, "Renaissance Man".

Yes, he's the pinnacle of health.

"Like countless Wall Street traders who took the wrong lesson from Gordon Gekko’s 'greed is good' speech, Musk missed the point of 'Office Space': that corporate culture is dehumanizing, and bosses like him are odious cretins."

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You have to see this.

PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.

There's ALWAYS a Tweet...

Good morning, my lovelies.

Leave Greenland Alone!!!🇬🇱

Nuclear truth bomb from
@repjasmine.bsky.social on DEI 🔥🔥🔥

“The only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys that have been beaten out by people that historically have had to work so much harder, and this is why they don’t want us to have education.”

Elon Musk’s Starlink Expands Across White House Complex Trump administration officials said the company donated the internet service, saying the gift had been vetted by the lawyer overseeing ethics issues in the White House Counsel’s Office.

Hi, I'm the guy who used to oversee the federal government's agency IT telecommunications contracts. This is extremely bad. There is absolutely no need for this. Not only is it a huge security exposure, but the simplest explanation for this is that it is meant to be a security exposure.

Lauren Boebert entered politics a married mother of four and now is a divorced grandmother with a son in jail. GOP values.

What "verified" accounts on Twitter look like...

While everyone celebrates Pi Day, I consume mole sauce during Avogadro's Season, which lasts from June 2nd through October 23rd.

My response to the Tesla salesman. He didn’t counter offer.

I don’t even know what ketamine does but I’m guessing it looks a lot likes this.

‘Come to Jesus meeting’: Leaders 'put the hammer down' on Dems who defied Jeffries' order The raucous display of dissatisfaction to President Donald Trump that some House Democrats put on during his speech Tuesday night reportedly landed them in hot water Wednesday with Democratic leaders ...

Jeffries wanted a “strong, determined and dignified Democratic presence in the chamber” during Trump's blather...by holding up popsicle-stick paddles that looked like they came from a C-List auction house.

John Lewis would have wanted them to "make good trouble."

www.rawstory.com/trump-speech...

Congressman, the House censured you for having a higher percentage of melanin than Little Lord Feltersnatch.

While I COMPLETELY respect the technology that allows the safe return and docking of rocket boosters, I'm suspect of a guy whose satellite-carrying rockets are exploding running the

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Federal Aviation Administration. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Elon #SissySpaceX #boom #notmyproblem

If Al Green is worthy of censure, then Joe "You lie!" Wilson should have been hanged.