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Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)

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I write stories and make music and videos and digital paintings and iOS apps and whatever You may know me from https://seinfelt.tumblr.com Former CEO of BabyCorp

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Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

07.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5248    πŸ” 2398    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 153

So what's his explanation for why toilets have seats? Just an interesting decoration?

It's like saying "fuck the pan" and just throwing a piece of meat directly on the stove burner.

08.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

07.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1939    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 12

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

08.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7318    πŸ” 1804    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 48

Like, if they were banking on her winning by just Not Being Trump she really shot herself in the foot by actively alienating progressives for several months lol. Oopsie poopsie!

07.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The funny thing about this is, if Harris had just not campaigned at all and not said anything about her policies/plans/etc, she’d probably have done better, since β€œno change on the genocideβ€”excuse me, I’m talking” and β€œthe Cheneys are my friends” probably cost her like 5,000,000 votes.

07.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It was about protecting Division III high school girls volleyball.

07.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2967    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 3

…by them when exposed to them, and do not self-resolve due to insufficient complexity failing to meet the critical mass and macro-scale anchoring requisite for quantum-scale self-stabilization.

No computers known to mankind possess this capability/property either, despite macro-scale complexity.

07.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Consciousness is a self-stabilized massively entangled quantum system grown off the microtubules in our brains, with neural tissue as a substrate. The reason β€œConsciousness Causes Collapse” is demonstrated in experiments is because wave functions that interact with these systems become stabilized…

07.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

07.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3755    πŸ” 714    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 41

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

07.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3574    πŸ” 841    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 11

So when people oppose food stamps and welfare they’re basically admitting either they don’t understand systems and can only think in vacuum-isolated individualization OR they just don’t care if the poorest X% of the population dies because they’ve been priced out of basic necessities.

07.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism naturally creates a permanent strata of poverty at the bottom, inescapable (except a lucky few who get held up as tokens to shame the rest) because prices adjust as more people have more money they’re willing to spend. So then we punish all those people for being affected by the system.

07.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the thing about opposing welfare is that under capitalism we only, e.g., grow food to make profit rather than to feed people so prices are set not for affordability/access but to the highest price the largest number of people will be willing to pay, which intrinsically prices out the poorest X%.

07.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s especially funny because they’re the ones going β€œwHo’S gOiNg To PaY fOr iT” but then there’s this like fundamental disconnect in their brains between paying taxes and government services. It’s like their brains are just fucking completely scrambled by cognitive dissonance.

07.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I lived in NC, my parents (who are very conservative) would visit from NY and would complain the entire time about the lack of playgrounds and public parks and I was like β€œguys this is the thing you want, this is what it looks like when you don’t fund the government”

07.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I live in northern NJ and there is a playground like this maybe every 8 blocks. They exist because we pay a lot of taxes to build and maintain robust park systems. These are intrinsically progressive ventures, the result of socialism. The world these people want to create would only destroy this.

07.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, any analysis of antivaxxers that doesn't start from them being, first and foremost, a hate movement against autistic kids, is wrong from the off.

07.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

ICYMI this last week I wrote about Minneapolis again

07.03.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For those who don’t remember, the run-up to the invasion of Iraq in 2003 lasted over a year. They had over a year to plan and it still was an unmitigated disaster.

Trump’s team was negotiating with Iran at a table 48 hrs before bombing them. There is no plan.

06.03.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How can I put this. Being a parent is the most meaningful and joyful part of my own life, and any time I see someone wondering aloud if they should have kids my reflex is always β€œwhat, no, are you insane, run”

05.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes! I have two small kids and they are amazing and I cherish even the hardest moments that I’m lucky to share with them but also we pay $2,400/month for daycare that runs for 6 hours a day and everything in this country is built antithetically to every need a family has to raise healthy children.

05.03.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hiring a new Executive Vice Dean of Fart Huffing to drive systemic improvements in fad-chasing while first gen immigrant students risk abduction by federal goons to get a jar of peanut butter from the on-campus food pantry

05.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And in so doing, destroy one of the few remaining paths to a middle class life in this country besides landlording. Y'all should be _in solidarity_ with us in _dictating_ how and _if_ we use the machine are bosses are foisting upon us. Jesus Christ I feel like this is remedial worker solidarity shit

05.03.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And there are many more like me, some from far more dire backgrounds. If you're left-wing and you endorse this shit, and it actually performs as well as you claim, you must know that the inevitable result will be for capital to intensify production from far fewer workers

05.03.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17373    πŸ” 5757    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 102

i am extremely open-minded about LLMs and my conclusion that theyre catastrophic dogshit has been arrived at through diligent investigation

05.03.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Again, re β€œTrump’s Iran war is *just* to distract from the Epstein Files” crowd:

The US has tried to exert control over who rules Iran since before Jeffrey Epstein was BORN.

05.03.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

God. At this point there’s almost a moral obligation to grift these dunces

04.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

04.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0