iβve done five interviews about my new special/album coming out tomorrow and i have no idea if iβve said anything βcontroversialβ - youtube.com/playlist?lis...
24.02.2026 22:07 β π 38 π 7 π¬ 4 π 4iβve done five interviews about my new special/album coming out tomorrow and i have no idea if iβve said anything βcontroversialβ - youtube.com/playlist?lis...
24.02.2026 22:07 β π 38 π 7 π¬ 4 π 4We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...
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I. AM. SOMEBODY. βπ½
Rest in Power, Reverend Jesse Jackson.
youtu.be/NTVwT3j_zqY?...
Hello! Iβm in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? TMB βIβm available right now to zoom for a hour!β You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 11:30 PM (now) London time- (US 3:30 pm pst, 6:30 pm est)
17.02.2026 23:35 β π 84 π 6 π¬ 14 π 0youtu.be/0TQDxoSNikI?...
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Salutations! Since Iβm a comedian that loves art and hates AI, I hired an artist to animate some of my stand-up. I hope you enjoy it and maybe share if you enjoyed it or for solidarity even.
Animated by the talented Katie Hood.
www.instagram.com/reel/DTOguTj...
As a genuine old person, I can confirm that Carmen is correct, as always.
She's earned that Werther's butterscotch in my purse!
Ohh I love a Wertberβs!
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For any animation enthusiasts, hereβs her website so you can see Katie Hoodβs other work
www.katieanimatie.com
Hi! Iβm a comedian thatβs not a fascist, please enjoy my comedy bits. I collabβd with a rad animator who is so cool sheβs not on any social media but her name is Katie Hood!
www.instagram.com/reel/DSIj3rP...
π Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where Iβll be yelling jokes at strangers!
β¨βCheck for your city & grab your tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates
Ad for Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen featuring the always delightful Carmen Morales that says βwatch on CBS [or] Paramount+
Fuck yea Carms! @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social
07.11.2025 01:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something
05.12.2025 02:13 β π 33 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1Christmas carolers but itβs just the ending of Sister Act 2
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Had an incredible time tonight night hearing @thefunnycarmen.bsky.socialβs new material! She destroyed!
Thank you, Carmen!
First show at #Denver Comedy Underground was so rad! Come see me this weekend if youβre in the area! Look how cool this place is π€©
www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/120424
Iβm streaming today if any of you fine folks want to come by and hang! Starting at 4pm ET/1pm PT
m.twitch.tv/thefunnycarm...
Haaaaay wonderful humans! Iβm gonna stream today 8pmET/5pmPT if you enjoy merriment & camaraderie w/ occasional swearing & jump scares.
twitch.tv/thefunnycarm...
Books fought the law and the lawβ¦actually upheld the law.
18.08.2025 08:37 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See you Saturday! π
06.08.2025 20:29 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Oddly fun.
06.08.2025 21:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bipolar is often compared to Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde, but I think Ferris Bueller and Cameron is a way more apt comparison.
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βοΈ NEW DATES ADDED βοΈ what that means is more MORE PLACES! and MORE OF βITβ, the SHOW!
βΌοΈGet More Info and Tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates
Flattering @buzzfeed.com but not my joke. ai write it maybe? but if you said to chatgpt βwrite a joke in the style of jackie kashianβ i still think that wouldnβt come up. just a misquote? The still is from my last special - which is on @800poundgorilla.bsky.social yt. I am not in therapy.
01.07.2025 06:04 β π 44 π 4 π¬ 3 π 1It means the POS is running out of money
15.06.2025 05:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look at downtown LA right now
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Doin a lil streamy stream today at 6pm ET/3pm PT if anyone is around! Gonna kill cult members (FarCry) n talk shit & tell tales of Limestone Comedy Festival. Hiππ»ββοΈ
twitch.tv/thefunnycarmen
Counting Crows is just Creed for girls.
29.05.2025 04:54 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I suppose thatβs not as bad as stitches π€£
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