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Carmen Morales Comedian Extrodinaire

@thefunnycarmen.bsky.social

Traveling Stand-Up Comedy Salesman✈️🎭 Podcasts: Gravy Baby & No Sir I Don’t Like itπŸ‘‚πŸΌ Be the tits you wanna see in the world!πŸ’πŸ‘€

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The New Special | Alter-Kashian - YouTube Jackie Kashian returns with her new hour, Alter-Kashian. Clips and the whole hour here for your enjoyment.

i’ve done five interviews about my new special/album coming out tomorrow and i have no idea if i’ve said anything β€œcontroversial” - youtube.com/playlist?lis...

24.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...

06.03.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Jesse Jackson’s - Wattstax Music Festival Opening Speech  (1972)
YouTube video by Nightloop Jesse Jackson’s - Wattstax Music Festival Opening Speech (1972)

I. AM. SOMEBODY. ✊🏽

Rest in Power, Reverend Jesse Jackson.

youtu.be/NTVwT3j_zqY?...

17.02.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2941    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 34
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Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? TMB β€œI’m available right now to zoom for a hour!” You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 11:30 PM (now) London time- (US 3:30 pm pst, 6:30 pm est)

17.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
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youtu.be/0TQDxoSNikI?...

18.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
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Carmen Morales on Instagram: "People who own farms got it good, they get to just eat their friends in peace. I gotta get dragged into β€œBig Chicken” war games just for where I’m at financially. 🀣 Anim... In this video, the narrator expresses their desire for a simple chicken sandwich without the guilt of supporting factory farming. The conversation highlights the dark side of industrial animal agricul...

Salutations! Since I’m a comedian that loves art and hates AI, I hired an artist to animate some of my stand-up. I hope you enjoy it and maybe share if you enjoyed it or for solidarity even.

Animated by the talented Katie Hood.

www.instagram.com/reel/DTOguTj...

08.01.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a genuine old person, I can confirm that Carmen is correct, as always.
She's earned that Werther's butterscotch in my purse!

12.12.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh I love a Wertber’s!

13.12.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Katie's Storyboards

For any animation enthusiasts, here’s her website so you can see Katie Hood’s other work

www.katieanimatie.com

12.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carmen Morales on Instagram: "What old people things have you stolen?! Animated by the talented Katie Hood" 65 likes, 9 comments - thefunnycarmen on December 11, 2025: "What old people things have you stolen?! Animated by the talented Katie Hood".

Hi! I’m a comedian that’s not a fascist, please enjoy my comedy bits. I collab’d with a rad animator who is so cool she’s not on any social media but her name is Katie Hood!

www.instagram.com/reel/DSIj3rP...

11.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ“ Feast your eyes: a fresh batch of cities where I’ll be yelling jokes at strangers!

βœ¨β€‰Check for your city & grab your tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

05.12.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Ad for Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen featuring the always delightful Carmen Morales that says β€œwatch on CBS [or] Paramount+

Ad for Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen featuring the always delightful Carmen Morales that says β€œwatch on CBS [or] Paramount+

Fuck yea Carms! @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social

07.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something

05.12.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Christmas carolers but it’s just the ending of Sister Act 2

04.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had an incredible time tonight night hearing @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social’s new material! She destroyed!

Thank you, Carmen!

28.09.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First show at #Denver Comedy Underground was so rad! Come see me this weekend if you’re in the area! Look how cool this place is 🀩

www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/120424

27.09.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m streaming today if any of you fine folks want to come by and hang! Starting at 4pm ET/1pm PT

m.twitch.tv/thefunnycarm...

14.09.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haaaaay wonderful humans! I’m gonna stream today 8pmET/5pmPT if you enjoy merriment & camaraderie w/ occasional swearing & jump scares.

twitch.tv/thefunnycarm...

19.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Books fought the law and the law…actually upheld the law.

18.08.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See you Saturday! 😁

06.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oddly fun.

06.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bipolar is often compared to Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde, but I think Ferris Bueller and Cameron is a way more apt comparison.

28.06.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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⭐️ NEW DATES ADDED ⭐️ what that means is more MORE PLACES! and MORE OF β€œIT”, the SHOW!

‼️Get More Info and Tickets at mariabamford.com/tourdates

25.06.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Flattering @buzzfeed.com but not my joke. ai write it maybe? but if you said to chatgpt β€œwrite a joke in the style of jackie kashian” i still think that wouldn’t come up. just a misquote? The still is from my last special - which is on @800poundgorilla.bsky.social yt. I am not in therapy.

01.07.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

It means the POS is running out of money

15.06.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at downtown LA right now

14.06.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16077    πŸ” 3638    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 168
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a man with his arms outstretched is on a screen with a cross on it ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is on a screen with a cross on it

Doin a lil streamy stream today at 6pm ET/3pm PT if anyone is around! Gonna kill cult members (FarCry) n talk shit & tell tales of Limestone Comedy Festival. HiπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

twitch.tv/thefunnycarmen

04.06.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counting Crows is just Creed for girls.

29.05.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose that’s not as bad as stitches 🀣

20.05.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0