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I used to tell the kid that elementary school is just a conga line of kids getting sick.

At the bookstore. Saw "the history of japan in manga". It's not as good as "a history of canada. A pop-up book"
#totaldramaisland

Usually the kid gets sick (and as a result gets ME sick too) a month into a new schoolyear. His best record was barely 2 weeks after school started.

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Did the movie say how long between the aliens arriving and them dying? How many days/weeks/months before our filthy, filthy germs killed them? #svengoolie

So the lesson here is that earth is a filthy germ-ridden hellhole. Wash your hands and get vaccinated. #svengoolie

I'm surprised they didn't start pelting rocks at the alien as soon as the hatch opened. That's totally what would happen in real life. #svengoolie

Did they maybe ask japan if they could borrow that giant atomic lizard that occasionally pops up? #svengoolie

I can't run for shit, so if aliens/zombies are on the loose i'm just gonna lay down and hope they kill me fast.

"SYLVIA!!!"
"STELLA!!!"
Oops, wrong movie. #svengoolie

What's the point of looting? You can't sell it. Just play some records, get blackout drunk, and accept the end with some dignity. #svengoolie

We have xm in the car. I listen to xmu now cos i'm sick of 80s and 90s alternative.

I think adam ruins everything or drunk history covered it.

Yeah gotta have that eye protection for when the bomb detonates, but don't worry about hearing loss. #svengoolie

"All radio is dead" yeah sadly it's all spotify and youtube now. #svengoolie

The aliens have red-green colourblindnes? #svengoolie

What i heard him say was jebediahscope. #svengoolie

"Sonic radar"??? Was sonar not a word in the 50s? #svengoolie

Great. Saw the alien and now i got robbie williams' "rock dj" stuck in my head. #svengoolie

I know for sure i would look like a goth in a sauna.

That max factor pancake foundation just stays on, doesn't it? ^__^

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Oh the aliens are sending down the nozzle!!! #svengoolie

I doubt i would look as impeccably made-up and coiffed as her after an alien attack, running for my life, and falling into a ditch. #svengoolie

Fried eggs. Yeah i guess we don't have to worry about cholesterol since the aliens are gonna kill us all. #svengoolie

Urrrgh i know. I only have 2 fists! I can only punch so many "traditionalist" dipshits.

I hope you have a lovely life together in your house with holes all over the walls. ^___^

Man i'd LOOOOVE it if aliens landed and just vaporized every priest on the planet. (The dalai lama is cool though cos he minds his own business.) #svengoolie

She's gotta marry a man, churn out babies, and keep house like god intended for her kind. None of this "having a fulfilling job as a nurse" madness.

Really now. Aliens have landed, the pastor is having some kind of crisis of faith, but he wants to make sure his niece doesn't become a spinster. #svengoolie

That's right, pastor. Beings from another world. So much for that "in his image and likeness" bs, eh? #svengoolie

Miss van buren here, she's an RN and our local hospital is severely understaffed and could use her, but dammit we needed someone to make the boys coffee! #svengoolie