iyamtired

chomp

latch onto the bicep and do not let go lol

Thank you! I yam blessed with good hair genes

Putting perfume on to do my run in case I need to seduce a hunky dude with good stamina on the trail

Your waist where did it go

Mirror selfie of a woman's side profile showing blue and purple wavy hair

Mirror selfie of a woman's back showing blue and purple wavy hair

Mirror selfie of blue and purple hair in a shitty braid

My hair looked fire and I didn't go anywhere so here enjoy I guess

Waiting to see if I'm important enough to somebody to be kept in their life, or if I'll be casted away. Why do I do this to myself

It's "go girl give us nothing" as a color

Imagine hating me and I'm just home blasting Plain Jane while confirming I can still do the split

I always say it's better to have loved then lost than to have never loved at all. But it still hurts a lot

Can't be a sad bitch when I'm pumped full of dessert

It is Lincoln Park after dark time

Screenshot of a Partiful event page titled “Saturday, Dec 6 – 8:30pm.". The background has a blue gradient with animated snowflakes. The event description reads: “Just a casual holiday hang @ your neighborhood yeehaw space themed bar. Bring a friend, a neighbor, a lover, an enemy — I don’t care as long as they’re interesting. Dress festive, whatever that means to you ✨.” Small circular guest profile photos appear at the bottom showing 13 going and 6 maybe.

People's lack of reading comprehension is pissing me off real bad because this is the entire content of the Partiful I sent out weeks ago - all three sentences in the event description. And a handful of people were surprised this week when I mentioned there is a dress theme to the party??

Then I remember I work about 10-15 hours a week max and I sat back down

I got a 3% salary increase for next year and I practically rolled my eyes bc 3% increase for "exceeding expectations" is diabolical

Me, I am the people

The people yearn to be scooped up in a bridal carry

Lowkey still traumatized from Venezuelan man but idk my body is ready for another latin lover

I need to be pressed up against a slutty ass latin lover doing the horizontal bachata stat

My skin is so dry from being away for a week

Bi coastal? No I'm tri coastal. East coast, west coast, and the Gulf Coast yeehawww

yeah therapy is great, but have you tried karaoke?

"no I am not a turkey trot person," says me as I plan on doing a 5 mile training run thanksgiving morning

And black out curtains

Wish I could run from my responsibilities instead, but no, I'm training for a half marathon

Attempting to do 9.5 miles tomorrow, with about 15x more elevation compared to the routes I run in Houston, pls pray for me

Men

The worst thing about my roster drying up is losing two good eaters

I’m howling.

You are me and I am you (with less of an ass but I yam trying!!)