People of Stock Photos

Getty Images Photo—A woman in a white shirt holds a stapler to her ear as if it's a phone, standing in a modern office. She seems a bit confused.

Hannah, 27

Adobe Stock Photo—A person in camouflage gear and a helmet sits in a wheelchair chair, holding a large rifle in each hand. They wear mismatched boots and have a covered face, conveying a tactical tone.

Alexander, 23

Getty Images Photo—A man in a black shirt with his eyes joyfully closed tries to eat a massive mouthful of spaghetti, with noodles dangling from his mouth. A glass of red wine sits nearby on a green table against a white background.

Clifton, 26

Getty Images Photo—A very focused man in a kitchen holds a wooden mallet above a large knife balanced on an egg siting on a countertop. There is a carton of eggs nearby.

Micah, 38

Getty Images Photo—A man in a tie sits at a kitchen table working on a laptop, oblivious to the woman behind him, who holds a saucepan above her head, preparing to whack the shit outta his skull

Betsy, 34 and Chase, 36

Shutterstock Image—An elderly woman with white hair is aiming a handgun, surrounded by smoke. Her expression is focused and determined. The background is a dark, moody gray.

Shutterstock Photo—An elderly woman in a patterned dress holds a frying pan defensively, as if ready to swing. She looks alert and determined against a plain background.

Dreamstime Stock Photo—An elderly woman with a serious expression holding a handgun, wearing a striped sweater. Background is plain white.

Dreamstime Stock Photo—An elderly woman with white hair, wearing a dark outfit, holds a gun close to her chest. She has a serious expression, set against a gray background.

Cookie, 79

iStock photo: A chef in a white chef's uniform and hat wearing a gas mask, holding a frying pan and wooden spatula against a black background.

Sawyer, age unknown

Dreamstime Stock Photo—A person kneels in a cozy room with soft lighting and bookshelves beside a seated figure on a couch covered in a white sheet resembling a ghost.

Eloise, 61 and Ghost, age unknown

Getty Images Stock Photo—A white woman in a blue top uses a large hand saw to slice a baguette on a wooden cutting board in a modern kitchen. She is very focused on the task at hand.

Claire, 29

Alamy Stock Photo—A man in a white shirt and tie sits at a desk, yelling into a megaphone directed at a computer screen, while his glasses sit nearby.

Chandler, 34

A white woman with long brown hair stands against an orange background, looking frustrated. She is holding a fork and knife, and wearing a cream sweater.

Susan, 32

Two elderly women with white hair joyfully lean back on a bridge above a busy highway while holding their shirts up toward oncoming traffic and laughing.

Betty, 83 and Gladys, 81

iStock stock photo—A white man with long disheveled hair and a beard wearing a flannel shirt makes an intense face while using a power drill on a the screen of an open laptop.

Horace, 33

Getty Images Stock Photo—Two men in business suits stand in an office lobby, facing each other, with their heads concealed inside a large flexible air duct tube, as if it were a telephone made of two cans and a string.

Peter, 43 and Walter, age unknown

Getty Images Stock Photo—A young white man in a button-down dress shirt sits on an office copy machine with his pants down around his ankles, in a bright, plain white hallway.

Carter, 22

Dreamstime Stock Photo—A white woman in a blue shirt intensely prepares to cut a laptop with a handsaw on a desk. A cup and notebook are nearby on the desk, against a plain background.

Bridgette, 31

Alamy Stock Photo—A woman with short blonde hair wearing a white shirt and headset sits with a confident smirk, raising both middle fingers, flipping is off.

Beth, 41

Alamy Stock Photo—A man with a beard, wearing a black sleeveless vest and wristbands, stands holding a sword vertically in front of his face against a black background. He is intensely focused, with his eyes closed.

Gunther, 34

A woman with a distressed expression holds her head, appearing quite overwhelmed, surrounded by floating hamburgers against a pink background.

Elena, 28

Tim, 32

Deposit photos—A man is entangled in sheer, white spiderweb-like material, with an expression of confusion and apathy. He seems to have given up struggling. The background is dark and moody, and the man seems resigned to his confinement.

Davis, 39 knows this all too well

Getty Images — A shirtless man with a tattoo on his right shoulder wearing a gas mask shaves in a bathroom, reflected in the mirror. He is shaving over top of the mask.

Louis, 36

[iSrock stonk photo] A man in a plaid shirt and goofy brown cowboy hat aims a smoking wooden toy rifle while standing against a plain gray background.

Bernard, 37

Gov. Gavin Newsom stares off into space while speaking during a news conference in Los Angeles in 2024. (Eric Thayer / Associated Press)

Fantasizing about the horrific ways he can harm the most marginalized people

stock photo of Gavin Newsome looking like a creepy wannabe supervillian like he always does

Just a normal human person

getty images file photo of gavin newsome smiling with his hands together looking like he's saying "it's simple, we kill the batman"

it must be so hard to pull press photos where he's not looking like a fucking supervillain

Outreach Magazine Logo By Syler Thomas September 2, 2019 What Makes Youth Pastors Stay? [unattributed stonk photo] A smiling man with a beard gives a thumbs-up while holding a coffee cup. He wears headphones and a denim shirt in front of a textured concrete wall, offering a phony smile and awkward thumbs up, giving out-of-place vibe of a Christin missionary or awkward youth group leader.

Youth pastors love him (Brady, 30)

[Getty stonk pic] An elderly man with a heavily weathered face, wearing a black fedora and jacket, smoking a pipe. His expression is serious and he is staring into the camera as if he can see through your very soul.

See you've met Weston, 74

A male-presenting person in a colorful bishop costume with an antennaed hat and yellow and blue robe, painted green face, and a sign reading “Illegal Alien Bishop” at some kind of festival or parade.

Dominic, 43

He has a name. He is Rylan, 19