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[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Tactically, the feed to Ovalle is akin to a hockey slap shot by a defenseman, in search of a helpful stick tip redirect in front of the goalie

Except the degree of difficulty on this kick-tip is roughly ELEVENTY BILLION OMG WTF

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

deepak chopra sending the most Michael Scott-ass email possible

Big CVS. CVXLS.

Fwd: radical breakthrough

FWD

it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it

These mfers need to asymptote their asses to the store to buy a TI-83

Actual military action? We’ll do that on signal. Making a member of the House an offer she can’t refuse? To the situation room

idk why we wasted "attractive nuisance" on a legal term of art instead of using it as a term to describe shitposters who are good looking

In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.

Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?

You're not immune to copaganda.

itl ook like cold air is a ballsack tappin ohio

Eastern US Teabagged By Arctic Blast

Condensed review of The Exorcist

Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret • Kansas Reflector A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.

Breaking: Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret kansasreflector.com/2025/11/11/m...

a doll with blue eyes and a chef 's hat ALT: a doll with blue eyes and a chef 's hat

ahhh the burnt toast smell of turning on your heater for the first time

The Miracle Mile Shopping Center is a mall outside of Pittsburgh. The Magnificent Mile is what President Senile Grandpa is screaming about. The vacancy rate is going down since COVID, and calling in the troops to address retail vacancy rates is mind-numbingly stupid.

Eagles/Packers MNF recap:

aaaaaaaaand they’re gone

lol we have FLURRIES in Atlanta rn

Doctors owe patients duties. Lawyers owe clients duties. Clergy owe penitents duties. A a minimum, all have a duty to act in the best interests of the patient/client/penitent.

You want to privilege communications with a LLM, you need to explain what duty the LLM owes the babbler.

It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.

Another pardoned January 6 attacker arrested and charged with other, new felonies (in this case, kidnapping and sexual assault).

And don’t miss the part where he got caught firing off a gun on Jan. 6. You may recall the argument that it couldn’t have been an insurrection because it wasn’t armed.

The cash bag represents the money Oregon State paid Sam Houston to come beat them

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

'Zohran for New York' macro image quoting from King of the Hill "That's My Purse I Don't Know You"

Waiting for a very delayed flight to Atlanta & the pilot (Scott!) has become everyone's best friend, hanging out amongst the people. He's let us know that Atlanta is only allowing 30 flights an hour, when it's usually 120.

Obviously frustrating but also enjoying how much Scott is relishing this.

indiana hot loin sandwich

need a moment to recover from that catch, make the steak bigger

To his credit, back judge was in perfect position and stared DIRECTLY at the end line.

If you’re gonna do that, just pooch it to like the 20, right?