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It's a place with beds, dildos and in-room pools, but that's not important right now....

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

And Trump firing Kristi Noem this afternoon = firing a position coach after a bad loss

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse. n.pr/4rUa1zD

Is Skip the picture of Dorian Grey to Rick Bayless's joyful chef existence?

Was just listening to Invitation while streaming last night!

I have a soft spot in my heart for all of these, each of which have their own ideal use case. Even 7, whose use case is "bite the shit out of the cap until I'm horrified by the taste, then chew the butt end until the cap comes out, then chew on the cap for awhile".

Ok yeah that’s a bowl-me-over offer

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

POSH BRITISH WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE IF DORIAN GRAY’S PORTRAIT WAS A BRATZ DOLL: I just cahnt believe this is happening in dubahi

WTH it's not Christmas time

Plus the haircut, which looks like the 2 clipper lengths were differentiated by putting a dinner plate face down on top of his dome

If I read this correctly, DOJ waited until just before its brief was due to ask to dismiss, then about-faced the next day and is going to try to use that to get an extension on its brief.

There are less humiliating ways to get an extension on your brief, like saying you needed emergency ass surgery

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

He died falling off his velocipede

at least with Toys R Us I have fuzzy, vaguely fond memories

2020 meme of a TV Week magazine cover showing Elliot Gould and Grover, with the following Twitter post above it: Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

OMG it's the dog version of the Elliott Gould meme

Mrs BBQ's reaction: "Yeah I'd eat 'em"

this girl NEEDS the zest

Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?

Charlie from Empty Nest (either because he was a pilot and/or a perv)

The maple syrup is an addition I wouldn’t have considered - sounds great!

Only thing ghostlike about him is his career WAR, which is 0.000000 (pronounced oooOOooo)

www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/da...

this is how he found out about the iron sheik

Was momentarily confused & thought this was about Kyle Davies

With a homemade honey mustard dipping sauce?

It’s barred owl mating season, so they must be likin’ how that Homefield Apparel is looking today

Catherine O'Hara, you would've been terrific

These idiots forgot the betting apps have LAWYERS who can caveat the shit out of any bet you think you “won”.