🎀Bimp Lizkit🎀

minivan herse

another day and another ex posted on awdtsg 😌

I was like "I know this is supposed to be a record exec, but I am making the tony/christopher montage edit in my mind"

I'm never expecting to get Rick Rolled

finally we get taylor's take on tony's relationship with christopher

hopefully that was the bananas getting mr beast out of the way tonight because I do not want to see that man on the field tomorrow

Multiple random men have made many comments on my body this week. Even if it's not about my weight, I don't want to hear it! You are a stranger and we are not having a conversation! I am walking past you at my job trying to work! Please do not perceive me out-loud to myself! Inside thoughts!!

someone please call me I have had four beers and I just learned about the browns being moved to baltimore in 1996???

multiple children came up to me today to tell me how much they loved my labubu and this was my birthday cake and latte from yesterday

she's trying to kill me

sully pretended to recognize me 😇

I did see him from a distance and decided to not pester him

😌

red sox win!

you're the best!!!

@jtkantor.bsky.social can we hear August by Taylor Swift? please!

Pittsburgh - last night when many of us were asleep, there was an ICE raid in the Ambridge community. Amidst all the horror, volunteers came together to bear witness and support our immigrant neighbors.

PLEASE consider joining Casa San Jose's volunteer network: casasanjose.org/volunteer

I tricked my friends into going to the faneuil karaoke bars but the joke is on me because all of the draught lines are rancid

omg and I get to see my red sox 😭😭😭

I'm gonna get los amigos on friday and felipe's on saturday for SURE

will I run into my ex boyfriend that I just left up there?

will any of my old bartender crushes try to kiss me on the mouth?

will sully even recognize me?? 😞

we are leaving at 3am to drive to boston. I should have gone to sleep but I didn't. now I am only fixated on getting a los amigos burrito holy shit

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

despite all this we won 2nd prize which was a pack of menthols, so

A weird ass man demanded that we smile for him during Divorced Mom Music trivia night while I was wearing an Aileen Wuornos shirt

a Deadhead tried to tell me to smile at work today, if Ozzy taught me anything it's that the devil is real, takes many forms, and will try to test you. RIP, Prince of Darkness

he couldn't possibly live another 10 years, right?