Ernie 💙📚

Wdym I'm trying to career pivot to more backend stuff as opposed to public facing in 2026.

Anyways, relearning SQL and Python for giggles, godspeed for me.

Should artists get a basic income like they do in Ireland? Could the government pay salaries to musicians and artists - no strings attached like they do in Ireland?

The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."

in these dire times i present to you HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF in full hd

Happy #Easter

You ever see a tariff so bad it immediately makes you want to go to sleep?

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Straight down seems bad

The Dow tomorrow

I wrote a whole book about cheese and now it's the wokest motherfucking book on the planet

In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.

me waiting for the “but her emails” crowd to find their tongues

Things COVID has proven:

1) The job you were told couldn’t be done remotely, can be done remotely.

2) Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didn’t want them to.

3) Internet is a utility and not a luxury.

4) Universal healthcare is a necessity.

A thread from an indie bookseller's experience... Definitely work the read *no pun intended.*

I'm not doomscrolling I'm just going for the blood pressure high score

Department of Education illegally dismantled by some dads who are still upset about that one day their kid came home from school and told them they’d learned about a Black person

Dear prudence headling: help! My husband enjoys sailing naked and drinking beers with gay men

Penelope in the Odyssey

A Godzilla-like monster walking into the ocean with both middle fingers up and saying nope nope nope

Current mood

A six panel comic. In panel 1, a yellow warbler says "Hey, so I'm going to go out on a limb here". For the next four panels, it hops down along a branch. In the last panel, at the end of the branch, it sings a little song. I'm sorry.

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

They should make an elevated Fast and Furious movie where the cars are a metaphor for depression

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

My university library is assembling a list of resources for disappeared US government #data. Check it out: subjectguides.library.american.edu/data_rescue

Hana Kimi is getting an anime AHHHHHHH

I'm so excited

😊😊❤️

I had my first mean patron interaction in a while, all because I made copies of a coloring book straight from the book, and she didn't like how they looked 🙃 like ??? Make them yourself then?

She wasn't even here, her mom did it for her and thought they were fine.

Sims 1 AND 2 re-released? Whelp, I guess no one is going to hear from me for a bit

Radical information professionals to the rescue!

An xbox360 users guide.

Things I never thought I would see in the donations bin but here we are.

Person: I want to add my book to your collection

My boss: Sure, if the book written for adults or kids?

Person: I don't know.

Actual things that happened today. 😩