Sidney Wright IV

In light of that acceptance speech, I point you to my previous post about Chappell Roan.

Beyonce done won the country album. They're bout to cancel Juneteenth on us. #Grammys

Chappell Roan is that girl in middle school that you look at sideways, but ultimately you're like...she aiight I guess. #Grammys

Watched Hacks based on the recommendation of my coworkers. It did not disappoint. Highly recommend. #GoldenGlobes

This Nikki Glaser monologue is pretty damn good. #GoldenGlobes

Quote of the day: "This website looks super shady. I'll risk it." -My Husband🤦🏾‍♂️

Mom: We're going to eat at 4.
Me: *Arrives at 3:55*
Sister: She just put the macaroni and cheese in the oven now. The turkey is in the fryer. And those rolls aren't cooked yet.
Me: *Angry Xena yell*

Came home and made myself a dirty martini. I feel grown AF.

It doesn't take that good, but I still feel grown AF.

Can confirm this is true

Sister: "I just assumed that since limes were out we were taking shots."

Me: "Why is that the only use for the limes though?"

#Thanksgiving

Narrator: Police found a shopping list...
Cop: The list literally said, "need to buy: bullets" so that was a big clue for us.
Me: What kinda criminal... #APlanToKill

#Wicked was worth the hype. Go see it.

Not y’all calling drama on the TL “turbulence” 😂😂😂😂😂

Spaghetti and fried fish. Spaghetti and fried chicken... 🤷🏾‍♂️. My parents grew up in Mississippi and It's a thing. Especially on Fridays.

This was one of the most heated arguments ever on my Facebook feed a couple of years ago.

I am staunchily Team spaghetti is a side dish

Am I the only one who has received several emergency alert test msssages from AT&T today? At this point I think it's safe to say the system works.

*Looks around pensively* So this is the new place, huh?