Eggland's Worst

I’m struck by how every day the admin is like “whoever could have foreseen these consequences?!” when the consequences thus far — evacuations, the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, rise in gas prices, etc. — are all the literal most obvious consequences.

We’re just innocent men

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

not now kitten, daddys staring into the void and its staring back

Any answers saying "That other Helldiver killed him" will be reported to the Truth Enforcers

Super Earth needs your assistance: Can you determine what killed this Helldiver?

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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Gabe Newell aka mr. Counter strike

youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

Everytime windows pushes an update to my PC it starts freezing/crashing for a few days without fail

Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in an old stoney brickey small church environment and the EMH Doctor seems to be back on his bullshit. He's wearing priestly clothing, all black, and pointing with rage and fury, his face all tense and snarled and he's gritting his (holographic) teeth. Closed caption reads, "Sinners, all of you." TBH it feels like an exclamation point would fit better here but closed captions sometimes miss the intensity. So please, dear reader, you have my encouragement to read it with a ! At the end because that's the "vibe".

RE9 SPOILERS

i think penny is my favorite now

YouTube video by New Blood Interactive ULTRAKILL - LAYER 8: FRAUD - OUT NOW

TRUST NO THING.
NOT YOUR EYES.
NOT YOUR HEART.

ULTRAKILL: LAYER 8: FRAUD is OUT NOW

youtu.be/FM6L_CjR5ZE?...

It's literally the "we are still doing it but now we would like you to be less mad about it." post. After 3 backdowns that didn't even back down they pull out another BIG puppy eyed SUPER sorry backdown that ALSO doesn't back down.

No. You've fuckied your last wucky, UwU.

bsky.app/profile/teal...

shimp

shimp

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

TOMORROW.

I still gotta do a terarria one of these days

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

This was ink with digital colour from 2020-- there's plenty I wasn't thrilled about with it but I cooked with V1's thighs tbh