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Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6847    πŸ” 1444    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 46

not now kitten, daddys staring into the void and its staring back

01.03.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Any answers saying "That other Helldiver killed him" will be reported to the Truth Enforcers

01.03.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Super Earth needs your assistance: Can you determine what killed this Helldiver?

01.03.2026 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very funny to me, also, that "The Arsenal of Freedom" is the name of an episode in Star Trek TNG where autonomous AI weapons killed an entire civilization and there's a sales hologram still on the planet trying to sell them. it was originally a commentary in the sale of F-14 Tomcats to Iran(!)

28.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1558    πŸ” 490    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

10.01.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9610    πŸ” 1968    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 61
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Chuck Schumer: β€˜The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTONβ€”In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that β€œthe American people deserve a presid...

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28.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6659    πŸ” 1506    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 78
Gabe Newell aka mr. Counter strike

Gabe Newell aka mr. Counter strike

28.02.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2404    πŸ” 538    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

28.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1133    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Everytime windows pushes an update to my PC it starts freezing/crashing for a few days without fail

27.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in an old stoney brickey small church environment and the EMH Doctor seems to be back on his bullshit. He's wearing priestly clothing, all black, and pointing with rage and fury, his face all tense and snarled and he's gritting his (holographic) teeth. Closed caption reads, "Sinners, all of you." 
TBH it feels like an exclamation point would fit better here but closed captions sometimes miss the intensity. So please, dear reader, you have my encouragement to read it with a ! At the end because that's the "vibe".

Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in an old stoney brickey small church environment and the EMH Doctor seems to be back on his bullshit. He's wearing priestly clothing, all black, and pointing with rage and fury, his face all tense and snarled and he's gritting his (holographic) teeth. Closed caption reads, "Sinners, all of you." TBH it feels like an exclamation point would fit better here but closed captions sometimes miss the intensity. So please, dear reader, you have my encouragement to read it with a ! At the end because that's the "vibe".

27.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 638    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 12
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RE9 SPOILERS

i think penny is my favorite now

27.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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ULTRAKILL - LAYER 8: FRAUD - OUT NOW
YouTube video by New Blood Interactive ULTRAKILL - LAYER 8: FRAUD - OUT NOW

TRUST NO THING.
NOT YOUR EYES.
NOT YOUR HEART.

ULTRAKILL: LAYER 8: FRAUD is OUT NOW

youtu.be/FM6L_CjR5ZE?...

25.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 562    πŸ” 769    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 16
08.10.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's literally the "we are still doing it but now we would like you to be less mad about it." post. After 3 backdowns that didn't even back down they pull out another BIG puppy eyed SUPER sorry backdown that ALSO doesn't back down.

No. You've fuckied your last wucky, UwU.

bsky.app/profile/teal...

24.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7116    πŸ” 3706    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 26
shimp

shimp

shimp

24.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2980    πŸ” 1036    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 70
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

24.02.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1047    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 31
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TOMORROW.

24.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1989    πŸ” 571    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 69

I still gotta do a terarria one of these days

24.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

23.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5343    πŸ” 1520    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 36
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This was ink with digital colour from 2020-- there's plenty I wasn't thrilled about with it but I cooked with V1's thighs tbh

22.02.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 730    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
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He needs one million dollars

22.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2080    πŸ” 488    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 9
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35574    πŸ” 10529    πŸ’¬ 776    πŸ“Œ 596

i like the borg a lot even though i disagree with how they are written probably 95% of the time

22.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 726    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 6

This country is under some kind of wizard's curse where every 50 years there's a crisis that reminds everyone why it's bad for a small gang of obscenely rich assholes to control everything, and we go ohhh and then we all immediately forget again

21.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2950    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 14
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Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

21.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7028    πŸ” 1761    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 20