@mattyvergun.bsky.social
cigarette, my liege?
for what it’s worth i’m doing comedy in chicago AND I’m a spec of dust!! life is a movie fr
06.12.2024 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if anyone wants the tea on literally anything hml
22.11.2024 15:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0in college i had a big party and play phase (mario games and blowjobs)
20.11.2024 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0saving up money to buy Minecraft for Windows 7, in case anyone has an opinion on that 🙄
20.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you are one of the people i hit with my toyota corolla my bad
20.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ADHD-ed too hard and forgot i was driving shiiiiiit
20.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
learned this trick from a baker!! PERFECT recipe for birthdays and gay fight clubs
19.11.2024 22:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
me to trump:
girrrrl you’re lucky i don’t put your ass inside the vita-prep
spreadable popcorn. just something i’m workin on. in the lab.
19.11.2024 19:33 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0something about Mike Wazowbi’s big fat eye kind of does it for me
19.11.2024 14:50 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0That’s what I’m talking about!!
19.11.2024 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me and my mf LEGION right here
19.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0imagine being so gay that you f*ck with my vibe smdh
18.11.2024 20:38 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0eat the rich? i thought you said eat the roach. my bad
you wanna see me do it again?
