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Technically award-winning writer (trust me, I'm as surprised as you) - romance, sci-fi, fantasy, superheroes, relationship drama; He/Him; ADHD; tabletop RPG and videogame enthusiast; software dev Linktree: https://linktr.ee/notalenthack

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Transitional - Transgender - Literotica.com Second acts and second chances.

Transitional went up this morning, about a divorced, middle-aged cis man running into Mitch, a trans man that he'd known, intimately, in their youth before he transitioned. It's a second chance romance about living a life that's true, no matter how painful that can sometimes be.

04.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3926    πŸ” 1799    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 29

This is unrelated to this post, but I saw your mention of neck and shoulder pain. If it’s still occurring, you might try a massage gun. They’re inexpensive and really helped a lot with nonspecific muscle pain for me in the past. Good luck!

26.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM:

MSNOW - State of the union
TCM East- Gaslight

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

24.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6757    πŸ” 1643    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 98
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The Unjust Man - 750 Words - Loving Wives - Literotica.com On the nature of compromise.

A very mild BTB for my @literotica.com 750 Words Project entry this year, with just a soupΓ§on of scorch.

www.literotica.com/s/the-unjust...

24.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question: what are the benefits of going back to the moon? I mean, I love the idea from a romantic notion of space travel, but are there any likely "hard" benefits from it, as opposed to, say, UBI or some other Earth-based use of the money?

23.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: 
Purple Guy in sweatshirt addresses the reader. He says, β€œSure, Twitter has a Nazi problem. But I’m staying to fix it”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy has gone full on Sitting Backwards On A Chair Mode. The chair has the X logo on it. He is wearing sunglasses and blue jeans. He is talking to some Nazis. He says β€œListen Fellas, did you know that being a Nazi…”

Panel 3:
Close up on Purple Guy lowering his sunglasses for maximum effect. He continues β€œIs BAD?”

Panel 4:
The Nazis look flabbergasted by this revelation. They all go β€œWHUAAA??”

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy in sweatshirt addresses the reader. He says, β€œSure, Twitter has a Nazi problem. But I’m staying to fix it” Panel 2: Purple Guy has gone full on Sitting Backwards On A Chair Mode. The chair has the X logo on it. He is wearing sunglasses and blue jeans. He is talking to some Nazis. He says β€œListen Fellas, did you know that being a Nazi…” Panel 3: Close up on Purple Guy lowering his sunglasses for maximum effect. He continues β€œIs BAD?” Panel 4: The Nazis look flabbergasted by this revelation. They all go β€œWHUAAA??”

23.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5623    πŸ” 1122    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 34

No point in wasting fuel fighting physics. Shoot them out of the solar system instead.

22.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind the Fel Reaver in Hellfire Peninsula.

20.02.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is standing in a kitchen ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is standing in a kitchen
20.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I’m sorry that happened to you. Hopefully the near future will bring better things.

13.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember an Olympian talking about this one time, and they essentially said that there’s a LOT of sex, but not as much as this implies. Roughly, β€œThey put out bowls of Olympic-branded condoms, and you think we weren’t grabbing them by the handfuls to shove in our luggage? Especially the guys?”

13.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, but you forget: we used to have vaguely competent people in charge.

11.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? Because the last time we used this type of shutdown, specifically, with no prior warning, was after 9/11. Admittedly, that was nationwide, but even on a citywide basis, this never happens like this.

11.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1172    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

More β€œa plane crashed carrying one, and we’re only vaguely sure where. Please shut down all civilian air traffic while we figure it out kthxbai.”

11.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? Because it’s giving big β€œoops, we might have lost a nuke” energy.

11.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face ALT: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
08.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Paul Blume
@PaulBlume_FOX9
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SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep.
@FOX9
3:34 PM β€’ 2/3/26

Paul Blume @PaulBlume_FOX9 x.com SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9 3:34 PM β€’ 2/3/26

Apparently morale at DOJ is so low that line attorneys are asking to be held in contempt so they can get some sleep yikes

03.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4794    πŸ” 1104    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 111
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The Specials

03.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time . ALT: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
30.01.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of us relate this.

25.01.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1617    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 19
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16350    πŸ” 20427    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 350
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Make it viral.

08.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 47658    πŸ” 21394    πŸ’¬ 360    πŸ“Œ 528

Git off mah lawn!

07.01.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

13.12.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1809    πŸ” 467    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 10

I’m so sorry for your loss.

11.12.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall

screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

27.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3838    πŸ” 634    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 17

And similarly, the wives (whether they believe they love their husbands are not) are often coded as traditional fictional sociopaths: manipulative, remorseless (or alternately, not understanding how their actions will harm those "love"), etc. I thought it would be fun to make that subtext text. 2/2

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