crudgirl @crudgirl - Bluesky Profile

i mean. x the everything app

18.11.2024 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i. on a very real note. am on the good kush and alcohol

18.11.2024 02:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they’re on twitter talking about the ethics of no loads refused parties

18.11.2024 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh but if i eat a man’s nose off for being annoying i’m the irrational one

18.11.2024 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is how cults start i think

17.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if someone buys me weed i will seal your place in the kingdom of heaven

17.11.2024 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i hope a giant parrot rips off his head

17.11.2024 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

found a needle imbedded into the earth while i was on my walk. the earth is a real slam pig fr

17.11.2024 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mugger: How much you got?

me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.

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the dude who put all his eggs into mastodon: what the fuck???

17.11.2024 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i wish this place had a trending tab

16.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m back LMAO

15.11.2024 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what happened why is everyone here

06.02.2024 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

helloooooooio

06.02.2024 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how’re we feeling babies? we feeling good? you drink your water? you talk to your god yet? are you nervous yet? are you feeling your heartbeat in your ears yet? have you seen the world from above? are you allergic to gluten? have you listened to megan trainor?

24.01.2024 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

estrogenated brain trust figuring out what to eat for dinner

18.01.2024 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck i forgot about this too

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